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Bristol, England
Joined March 2009
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Criminals can be President now? Maybe I can be President one day. You never know, T.
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A wise person once said that you will experience climate change through a series of increasingly wild videos, until you are the one taking the video.
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As Rishi says, 30mph is a good British speed in that it embodies the good old fashioned British sense of fair play and healthy competition. Maybe the car will come out on top or maybe the cycling child will. At 20mph the child will usually live, which seems unfair on the car. 🇬🇧
Rishi Sunak tells me that Wales’ 20mph policy does not reflect “the right values of the British people.”
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Erm. Has anyone told him that the thing on the right is a quill pen? As in.. made from a bird feather. That a Tweet is the communicative sound of a bird..? And that Home icon is in actual fact, a… ah forget it.
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As a… – Twitter user I want… – unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. so that… – It’s no longer possible to even parody this fucking shitshow.
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What is the best British movie you've ever seen?
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Ally Stuart retweeted
Protest is a human right. Our right to protest is protected by the Human Rights Act. Our right to protest is protected by international law. Don’t let anyone tell you different
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Letter in today’s Guardian: “In recent years, the food bank has used grants from the national lottery to support its activities, but recent applications for funding have been unsuccessful. They have been told that much of the funding is going to events celebrating the coronation”
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We made a #StarWars trailer in the style of #wesanderson hope you guys enjoy it!
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Ally Stuart retweeted
While we learn that *every single river* in England is polluted, here is the River Limmat in Switzerland. It runs through the centre of the largest city, Zürich (population: 436,000). Water Quality: Excellent Public Swimming Baths: 11 We have been mugged. #WildIsles
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This is pathetic for so many reasons.
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If you get impostor syndrome, read this. This is a real press release from the UK Prime Minister. He tweeted a QR code which: - Mobile Twitter users can't scan - Requires @AdobeAero - Breaks on Android - Glitches on iOS And if you jump through the hoops... THIS is the result.
Innovation means growth📱
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The tech hype cycle in a nutshell: 2021: Wow NFTs, we can finally assign ownership and value to computer images so they're no longer free! 2022: Wow AI, we can produce an unlimited supply of computer images dropping their value to zero so they're finally free!
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Ally Stuart retweeted
Born too early to explore space Born too late to explore the earth Born just in time to sell B2b SaaS
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I tell myself cambridge isn't that bad and then three kids in my son's class dress up for world book day as characters out of their parents books
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Apple Pay Roulette
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If you tolerate this, then school dinners will be next…
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Tune in tomorrow to our new podcast episode, featuring @JuliaWagemann, founder of @geospatialwomen, where we'll be talking about tackling unconscious bias in the #geospatial sector 🗺
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