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J O S E L

@Alottotake

Mom❤️ Clothier😌 Gunner🤝 Twin🫢

 Uganda
Joined November 2019
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So I am seated in the staffroom and this s1 student comes in with a soda, greets me and goes "Madam thank you for teaching us" 😭
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Habo Dafyn Brooke@HaboDafyn9h
260,000shs Glow up @gang_waa
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"it's their child that's being terminated, how could a mere woman try to dictate what happens to a man's child?"
Phil (@bamwinejnr) profile picturePhil
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Why do men get so pissed about abortion like as if the ones getting pregnant?😂😂😂😂
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A bus to Nairobi starts at UGX 90K, Kigali, UGX 80K. Dar es Salaam and Juba are options too. Don't wait until you have money for an air ticket to start exploring. Travel by road, meet people, build networks and look for opportunities beyond Uganda.
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This is 130k and I got crazy feedback about this 🔥 If you know Powerology, then you know greatness 🙂
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🐶🐾 (@Arthouroos) profile picture🐶🐾@Arthouroos8h
Replying to @_TooThpasTe___
@_TooThpasTe___ which nice power banks are with 100k budget Asking for a friend
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Please let them find out😀 it's better when they do😌
Habo Dafyn Brooke (@HaboDafyn) profile pictureHabo Dafyn Brooke@HaboDafyn8h
Me waiting for your decision after I have told you all the bad things about pregnancy and childbirth. Should I bring the spices or you want to find out?
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This is an insensitive take, I hate that you are so naive of reality in our country. A small business can barely survive and you expect her to have the luxury to own a generator. Do you know how much fuel she will need to run the whole time electricity is gone?
Obwire ⏲️ (@akagwee) profile pictureObwire ⏲️@akagwee6h
Replying to @Trissy001 @UEDCLTD
U make juice but can't even afford to get a backup power system atleast an a small ka generator. You see what stupidity can cost you
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Wednesday and Thursday humbles me so bad that I barely know how to go through them🥺
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Julie🌹@JulietAlinaitwe7h
Corruption. GBV. Access to justice. Who is really being protected, and who is being left behind? Join the conversation right now. Your voice matters! 🗣️ @PriscillaNallie | @Accu_Ug
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Yes!!
Wanjiru 🖤🐺 (@0_BENTLEY_) profile pictureWanjiru 🖤🐺@0_BENTLEY_13h
Guys, if you were given an opportunity to relocate to another country by your job. Would you take it? 🤔
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20k for the whole attire Waist size 36-38 Shirt XL Nankeera complex BC 38 opposite Buganda road Court. 0700909336
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He has a reason to be angry, I wouldn't leave my own place in that state😭 And chic sounds like it's not her problem. Being dismissive of how it made him feels is irritating. And it's not been just once. She should have removed the bedsheets and communicated before😭
amanda (@desi0re) profile pictureamanda
@desi0reOct 28
POV: You accidentally bleed on your boyfriend's mattress, leave for work, and this was all he had to say.
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Fits for a new day at only 10,000 shs each. Nankeera complex BC 38 opposite Buganda road Court. 0700909336!
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Eünæh (@YaGal_Eunndrio) profile pictureEünæh@YaGal_Eunndrio16h
What are you selling today?
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These at only 10k each!! Nankeera complex BC 38 opposite Buganda road Court. 0700909336
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Eünæh (@YaGal_Eunndrio) profile pictureEünæh@YaGal_Eunndrio16h
What are you selling today?
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Replying to @Alottotake
Yesss Got a phone earlier and now, a laptop Feels sooo good
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Even on days when motivation is low, remember why you started.
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Deidra 🍩@Deidra_LoyOct 28
As a low libido woman I can tell you there is more to enjoying life than sex
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Discount on all Laroche Posay Products Grad any product at only 80,000shs @gang_waa
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Once in a while I go through my profile to see how much I have outgrown and what I should be working towards.
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There is an extinction of good people. By next year we might all be beasts, savages and more so inhuman. We've lost the empathy and humanity because we've chosen to avenge what we misunderstood, we've totally refused to forgive! Life would be awesome if we forgave and loved .
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Witch don work on me Shia😂 I was drunk that day! Don't trust when I make these kinda posts again🙏
J O S E L (@Alottotake) profile pictureJ O S E L@AlottotakeOct 22
Men can bewitch🤝 there is no way I am randomly zooming this man's picture like my life depends on it😭 might just marry him next year 😌
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