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Good news: Orlovsky has finally found a way to get people to forget the time he didn't realize he'd run out of the end zone.
Bad news: Orlovsky has finally found a way to get people to forget the time he didn't realize he'd run out of the end zone.
44% of our @starlink installations are complete.
(That’s 44 out of every 100 if you're reading this, Dan Orlovsky.)
Not predicting the whole season based on the 1st game, but if the Heat give up over 120 points, they’re probably gonna lose a lot of those. I don’t know if they’re gonna score 110+ often enough to “be there” in those kinds of games.
Well, they’re now 0-4 averaging 109 PPG and giving up 122 PPG. I suspected I was right in theory, but didn’t realize I’d be THAT close mathematically. 😂
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Trump is going to claim the Democrats rigged the midterm elections. When that happens remind his stupid supporters that if Democrats were actually rigging elections Trump wouldn't be president right now, he'd be in goddamn prison
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Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Sacrificed the best regular season in sports so that 8-4 Big Ten teams can lose by 13. Awesome stuff.
Boys getting their teeth kicked and heads mashed in talking about “battle scars.” 😭😂😂
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The awards keep coming for #TheOne 🙌
Walter Camp Player of the Week ✅
AP National Player of the Week ✅
ACC Wide Receiver of the Week ✅
#TheOne | @HeismanTrophy
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It wasn't about Netanyahu? It was about an entire structure of apartheid? Wow man nothing slips by you
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I would watch a TV show that’s just conservatives trying to guess the percentages of things for money and never making any money.
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender.
14% think between it's between 6 and 25%.
Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero
thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
I’m not saying 2019 LSU wouldn’t get theirs. Of course they’re gonna score some; they were fuckin amazing on offense…but the 2001 Miami offense would absolutely score enough on the 2019 LSU defense to win.
Who Wins: 2001 Hurricanes vs 2019 LSU
@TheRealC_Portis: "I think we'd beat the dog sh*t out of them."
I get McAfee saying that you might not know the Latin/Greek root of the word or whatever, but obviously you know that it MEANS “out of 100.” Like what did Dan think it meant when a basketball player shot 85% from the free throw line? QB completed 65% of his passes?
