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i think the fastest way to become who you really want is to bite off more than u can chew and figure out how to chew it
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not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.
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I remember when $200 in groceries
had to go in the trunk. now you can
put them 3 bags in the passenger
seat.
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Being fat and lonely must be pretty nice. Imagine getting $45 of Taco Bell and just wrecking it while watching YouTube in bed. Super legit.
Absolutely gorgeous mid-20s summer Friday. I probably have 30 of these left, ever. Im gonna play video games in my apartment
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🚨🚨🚨THREAD…🧵🧵🧵
THE 15 FUNNIEST MOMENTS OF SHANE GILLIS HOSTING THE 2025 ESPY AWARDS…
AN ALL-TIME GREAT PERFORMANCE.
1) GILLIS FOOLED THE ENTIRE ESPYS CROWD INTO THINKING THIS WOMAN WAS A WNBA LEGEND…
ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THREADS EVER.
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