To fuck around is human, to find out, divine. Dispensing wisdom no one asked for.
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BREAKING: every woman in your life now has at least a small crush on Volodymyr Zelenskyy and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it
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Live your life in such a way that if you die at 99 it’s still too soon. #BettyWhite
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You can always tell an authentic opinion is being expressed when they have to hire an actor to stand for a stock photo and then put a speech bubble next to their head
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You ever leave the house with a distinct haunting feeling that you’re going to run into someone you fuckin hate
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JUST IN: Omicron COVID variant was in Europe before South African scientists detected and flagged it to the world cbsn.ws/3FY6bgr
Annie G retweeted
the feminine urge to finish every sentence with, "if that makes sense" despite knowing it absolutely makes sense
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"Squanto's" name wasn't Squanto, he introduced himself to the Pilgrims as Tisquantum (a powerful spiritual rage).
He pretty much said, "Nice to meet you, I’m the Wrath of God."
And those bucklefuck puritans were like, "Well that's a mouthful, cool if we call you Squanto?"
Annie G retweeted
here’s your reminder that unless someone explicitly told you with their words they are upset with you, there is no need for you to worry yourself sick. you have no mental or emotional obligation to people who do not communicate with you. no matter how much you love them
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being an adult is having three errands & being like. well fuck this is going to be my whole day
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me: dating sucks, lot of weirdos out there
me on dates: hey i had three beers before you got here do you believe in ghosts
Annie G retweeted
saying “why don’t we just print more money” in a room full of men just to feel something
