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Doing things and stuff.

Madison, Alabama.
Joined May 2009
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They always try this garbage
The FDA has announced a recall of chocolate due to contamination with broken glass.
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A nurse tries to trap Matt Walsh on abortion, demanding to know why he’d force a 13-year-old to give birth to her rapist’s child. Then Walsh asks him one medical question, and the nurse wants to run away. NURSE: “Why do you believe that a 13-year-old should be forced to give birth to their rapist’s child?” WALSH: “I don’t think that it is ever okay to kill a child.” Then he flips it. WALSH: “You’re the medical expert. The unborn child, is that a human being or not?” NURSE: “That is a religious question.” WALSH: “It’s not a religious question. It’s a medical question. What is it if it’s not a human being?” NURSE: “Medically speaking, we don’t consider it a full-fledged human being.” WALSH: “What do you mean full-fledged?” Instead of answering, the nurse pivots: why don’t we have “conception certificates”? Or “a heartbeat certificate”? Walsh even agrees to the heartbeat certificate. But he keeps coming back to the one question. “Is the unborn child a human being or not?” Eventually, the nurse tries to bail. NURSE: “I appreciate your time.” WALSH: “No, no, no. Come back. Come back here.” “You’re the medical expert, and you won’t even tell us what a human being is. I’m starting to get concerned.” [crowd laughs] Then Walsh sums it up: “You have one side that can answer directly. It’s never okay to directly and intentionally kill a human child. That was my answer. I think I gave it probably 15, 20 times. “And then you have the other side that has no answer at all to this question. What is a human child? Can’t even answer it.” The nurse knew the answer. That’s why he left.
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Trump revealed the Pro-Life movement was never actually serious about ending abortion and just wanted to spew rhetoric and collect donations.
Trump definitively killed the Pro-Life movement. It’s over. Lord, have mercy on this wicked generation and the judgement we so deserve.
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Friendly reminder that the US might have the most progressive tax system in the world, but progressives don’t want to grappled with this because it suggests their ideologically driven outcome isn’t plausible
Musk Wealth 2009: $0.5 billion 2026: $869 billion Bezos Wealth 2009: $6.8 billion 2026: $361 billion Zuckerberg Wealth 2009: $0.6 billion 2026: $219 billion Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Federal Income Tax Rate Billionaires: 8.2% Average Worker: 15.1% Tax the rich!
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.@JDVance: "I was talking to my daughter who is 4 years old and I said...I'd like you to identify maybe a couple of toys you'd like to donate...she brings me two of her brothers' toys and I realized that despite my best efforts...I have apparently raised a Democrat." 🤣
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AUBURN NO LONGER ON IT
The Mt. Rushmore of College Football Buyouts: - Jimbo Fisher: $77 million (Texas A&M) - Brian Kelly: $54 million (LSU) - Mike Norvell: $50 million (FSU) - James Franklin: $49 million (Penn State) Being a fired CFB head coach remains the best job in the world. 💰
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“White people in the 18th century built farms and factories and mines and infrastructure across the world, so now I’m going to steal candy from children.”
Replying to @memeticsisyphus
White people have looted entire fucking continents
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We often talk about democrats treating politics like religion and it’s never more apparent than during a defection. If they could get away with naming her a heretic and beheading her in the street, they probably would.
Anderson Cooper is BIG MAD that Democrat Rep. Haley Stevens crossed the aisle to endorse Republican Mike Rogers. Listen to his tone as he speaks to Stevens during this CNN segment. It’s as though a father is scolding his child for doing something wrong. He gets progressively more flustered. STEVENS: “Anderson, this is a broader point about what’s going on in our party…” COOPER: “It’s actually not. It’s really just a question of why you changed your mind?” This is CNN’s attempt to ridicule the Congresswoman’s decision.
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When a neo-Nazi managed to get himself on the Republican ticket in Illinois’s 3rd Congressional District despite GOP legal efforts to stop him, the entire party; local and national, told people to write in a candidite or vote for the Democrat. Democrats, on the other hand, are perfectly fine with a virulent antisemite with personal connections to Islamic extemists and are attacking anyone who dares break ranks with him. You're a shitbag, Piers. Go to hell.
Wow… what an absolute charlatan. Three days ago, Stevens said she was voting for El-Sayed. I hate politicians who switch sides at the last minute before elections. And everyone else always ends up hating them too. Just the ultimate political treachery.
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I went through all our front door footage from last night. I swear I did not set out to make a propaganda film.
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Hey look, sports guy has chimed in
In the scripted version of the Haley Stevens story her fiancé being legally blind would be cut for being a bit much
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The last chance for that died with Charlie Kirk. As you sow so shall you reap.
We need to go back to being a society that accepts apologies. She’s very, very young. She’s poisoned by an academic bubble. She deserves a second chance. Everyone does.
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“She’s just a kid” - People that forced a kid to sit down with NBC Nightly News to discuss smiling while wearing a MAGA hat
Denaturalize and deport.
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Now, imagine that front porch as the welfare and government subsidy programs of the United States.
Halloween meets "our greatest strength"
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Halloween in a low vs high trust society
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A metaphor for our tax dollars. You put them in a pot thinking everyone will get something back, but in reality Shaniqua and company just take it all.
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Esto es una locura. A nadie le importa. No es cool defender a los cristianos en África, no da views
Heartbroken again — Rev. Ezekiel Dachomo breaks down over four victims killed near his church, days after he was seen weeping at a mass grave for his congregants.
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You can't have an honor system for people without honor.
Little shits cleaned me out while I was taking my son trick or treating, all before 7:30! The sad thing is, one of them is in the same class as my son.
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The invention of cameras should have been the end of anti-racism.
Look who showed up to ruin Halloween for kids.
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If your religion is leading you to do this, you might be following Satan.
Christians captured by Muslims in Syria, bundled into vans and taken to a place of execution for refusing to convert to Islam. In South Africa, when you show people these videos, they call you Islamophobic. I will never be a Muslim!
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