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19 | Demsoc | Manchester Resident | @UKLabour Member | @OpenLabour | History and Film Enthusiast ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง | ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ | ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ | ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ #ImABevliever

Joined June 2023
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๐ŸŒน (fully stole this idea from Ellen, sorry)
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Simon ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐ŸŒน retweeted
Repost if you support an Englishman's right to watch facesitting porn, vape, smoke inside a pub, be transgender, say racist things online, support Palestine Action, gamble on sports, choose assisted suicide, use a tanning bed, not wear a seatbelt, and drink full fat coke.
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Simon ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐ŸŒน retweeted
Shocked and bloody angry I think... it takes more than that to shake me. I may be a woman, but I'm not the snowflake here.
Exclusive: Nigel Farage's "physical altercation" during the State Opening of Parliament was with the Lib Dem MP Caroline Voaden - and has caused an major row between Reform and the Lib Dems. Lib Dem sources say Voaden was left "shocked and shaken" after he "shoved" her to secure a place in the procession of MPs to the King's Speech. Video from the Commons Chamber that day shows Farage and Voaden making their way down from their benches together. Voaden reported the incident to the Serjeant at Arms and says Farage was asked to apologise - but hasn't. A Reform spokesman denies any wrongdoing by Farage, saying "it was the Lib Dem MPs being aggressive towards Nigel". Lib Dems say that is "utter nonsense" Farage said yesterday that the "physical altercation" was the reason he didn't put up a fight to be in the Chamber for the Budget after his prayer card to save a space was removed. He said he thought that after the row with Voaden, it was "better to avoid conflict". But in a further twist, a Commons spokesman says Farage's card was only removed because it didn't have a date stamp, which are required to reserve a spot. Top work by @hope_sapphire here: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10โ€ฆ
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Simon ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐ŸŒน retweeted
Mao was a dictator. If you have any problem with that statement you're brainwashed. If you're feeling agitated over this simple historical statement the best thing you can do is log off now from all social media before the brainrot becomes permanent.
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Simon ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐ŸŒน retweeted
Patrick Stewart talks about Clement Attlee (best ever UK PM) winning when he was 5 and how he has been a Socialist ever since. Which terrifies Americans.
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Right, so the physical altercation he was avoiding at the budget was himself. Great. Fantastic. Amazing. Party of women and girls
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Still can't get quite over the fact he called himself "shy and modest" lmao
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Simon ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐ŸŒน retweeted
"Mr. President, it's the last 5 days until the midterms. We're trailing bad in the polls. What should our closing message be?" "Obamna cheesecake"
We will never apologize for defending the Cheesecake Factoryโ€”a GREAT American institution!
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Simon ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐ŸŒน retweeted
Looked at my bank account and sighed
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The Sun and the Express donโ€™t like the Labour Chancellor, weโ€™re entering unprecedented times!
A good Budget for Badenoch
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Simon ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐ŸŒน retweeted
Tรด aqui jogando "Papers, Please" e apareceu esse camarada aqui na fronteira tentando entrar com um passaporte italiano Carimbo ou nรฃo?
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Something that Obama would never do ever...
OBAMA: The White House is bending the knee to Vladimir Putin of Russia and selling out Ukrainians who are fighting for their freedom and democracy.
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Simon ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐ŸŒน retweeted
Liebe Chinesen, Ihr sagt, dass in eurem Land keine Diktatur herrscht, aber wรคhrend ihr das hier liest, nรผtzt ihr hรถchstwahrscheinlich VPN, da X (Twitter) in China verboten ist. Wie erklรคrt ihr das?
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Simon ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐ŸŒน retweeted
Western tankies canโ€™t deal with the fact that Mao, Lenin, and Stalin were brutal mass murdering dictators who solidified their brutal totalitarian Communist regimes by killing and imprisoning masses of people who didn't support them.
Liberals canโ€™t deal with the fact that Mao, Lenin, and Stalin had mass support and that the masses are sometimes actors in history instead of mere spectators
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The same Chinese people who can't research what the Tiananman Square Massacre is?
Chinese people: Mao saved us Westerner who googled how many people Mao "killed": I'm here to explain your history to you
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Imagine showing this video to Adolf Hitler.
๐Ÿ˜… Too far?
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"How dare Mbappe call Mao a dictator! This is untrue! We shall respond by blocking him from Chinese TV!"
Kylian Mbappรฉ has apologised for calling former Chinese leader Mao Zedong a โ€œdictatorโ€. The Real Madrid footballer lost several lucrative deals with Chinese brands after his comment, made during an interview in March, went viral this week. China has also suspended all La Liga broadcasts as a result. @MaloneBarry tells @AaronBastani on Novara Live that China is โ€œaggressivelyโ€ pushing back on people who criticise it to set an example for other people with financial interests in the country.
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And John Prescott rests happily in his grave
๐ŸšจWATCH: Chancellor John Healey downs a pint
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Simon ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐ŸŒน retweeted
If your wondering what Nigel considers a good budget, it was Liz Truss' mini budget
I will be discussing Labourโ€™s disastrous budget and everything they wonโ€™t tell you on GB News at 7pm.
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Simon ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐ŸŒน retweeted
Right wing parties watching Trump just deny losing in 2020
ื”ืœื™ื›ื•ื“: ื”ื‘ื—ื™ืจื•ืช ื‘ืžื“ื™ื ืช ื™ืฉืจืืœ ื ื’ื ื‘ื• ืขืœ ื™ื“ื™ ืžืคืœื’ื•ืช ืขืจื‘ื™ื•ืช ืฉืชื•ืžื›ื•ืช ื‘ื˜ืจื•ืจ ื•ื‘ื—ื™ืกื•ืœ ื”ืžื“ื™ื ื” ื”ื™ื”ื•ื“ื™ืช ื‘ืืžืฆืขื•ืช ืขื‘ื™ืจื•ืช ืคืœื™ืœื™ื•ืช ื—ืžื•ืจื•ืช ืฉืœ ืฉื•ื—ื“, ืื™ื•ืžื™ื, ืืœื™ืžื•ืช, ื–ื™ื•ืคื™ื ื•ืฉื™ืžื•ืฉ ื‘ืชื•ื›ื ื•ืช ืืกื•ืจื•ืช ืœื”ืžืจืฆืช ืžืฆื‘ื™ืขื™ื. ืžืคืœื’ืช ื”ืœื™ื›ื•ื“ ืžืขื‘ื™ืจื” ืœืžืฉื˜ืจื”, ืœืฉื‘ืดื› ื•ืœื•ื•ืขื“ืช ื”ื‘ื—ื™ืจื•ืช ืžืื•ืช ืขื“ื•ื™ื•ืช ื•ืจืื™ื•ืช ืขืœ ื’ื ื™ื‘ืช ื‘ื—ื™ืจื•ืช ื‘ืงืœืคื™ื•ืช ืขืจื‘ื™ื•ืช ืจื‘ื•ืช- ืืœืคื™ ืžืขื˜ืคื•ืช ืขื ื›ืกืฃ ืžื–ื•ืžืŸ ื•ืคืชืงื™ ืจืขืดื, ืื™ื•ืžื™ื ื•ืืœื™ืžื•ืช ื›ืœืคื™ ื—ื‘ืจื™ ื”ืงืœืคื™, ืจื™ื‘ื•ื™ ืžืฆื‘ื™ืขื™ื ืžืื—ื•ืจื™ ื”ืคืจื’ื•ื“, ื”ืฆื‘ืขื•ืช ื‘ื–ื”ื•ืช ื›ืคื•ืœื”, ืคืขืจื™ื ื‘ื™ืŸ ืžืกืคืจ ื”ืžืขื˜ืคื•ืช ืœืžืกืคืจ ื”ืžืฆื‘ื™ืขื™ื, ืฉื™ืžื•ืฉ ื‘ืชื•ื›ื ื•ืช ื”ืžืจืฆื” ืืกื•ืจื•ืช ื•ืขื•ื“. ืื ื• ื“ื•ืจืฉื™ื ืžื”ืžืฉื˜ืจื” ื•ืžื”ืฉื‘ืดื› ื—ืงื™ืจื” ื™ืกื•ื“ื™ืช ื‘ื’ื™ืŸ ื’ื ื™ื‘ืช ื”ื‘ื—ื™ืจื•ืช ืขืœ ื™ื“ื™ ื”ืžืคืœื’ื•ืช ื”ืขืจื‘ื™ื•ืช ื•ืžื™ืฆื•ื™ ื”ื“ื™ืŸ ืขื ื”ืขื‘ืจื™ื™ื ื™ื. ืื ื• ื“ื•ืจืฉื™ื ืžื•ื•ืขื“ืช ื”ื‘ื—ื™ืจื•ืช ื”ืชื™ื™ื—ืกื•ืช ืžื™ื™ื“ื™ืช ืœื—ืงื™ืจืช ื”ืขื‘ื™ืจื•ืช ื”ืคืœื™ืœื™ื•ืช ื”ืœืœื• ืฉืคื’ืขื• ื‘ืื•ืคืŸ ืงื™ืฆื•ื ื™ ื‘ื˜ื•ื”ืจ ื”ื‘ื—ื™ืจื•ืช ื‘ื™ืฉืจืืœ ื•ื‘ืชื•ืฆืื•ืช ื”ื‘ื—ื™ืจื•ืช. ื–ื• ืคื’ื™ืขื” ื—ืžื•ืจื” ื‘ื“ืžื•ืงืจื˜ื™ื” ื”ื™ืฉืจืืœื™ืช ื•ื‘ื–ื›ื•ืช ื”ื‘ื—ื™ืจื” ืฉืœ ืื–ืจื—ื™ ื™ืฉืจืืœ. ื’ื•ืคื™ ื”ืื›ื™ืคื” ืžื•ื›ืจื—ื™ื ืœืคืขื•ืœ ื‘ื™ื“ ืงืฉื” ื•ื‘ืื•ืคืŸ ืžื™ื™ื“ื™.
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