@AndyKalmowitz

Writin’ about cars @Jalopnik | Child of @PIX11News | @DailyCollegian DME many moons ago | Sasquatch Liaison | PSU '19 | he/him

 Jersey Boy in NYC
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Joined October 2023
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The #Rizzler did not attend Big Justice’s Bar Mitzvah #Patriot #americafirst
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Mahi
@llmpsychosisOct 26
Irish-Korean guy named McCarren Park
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Lmao my balcony in the background
Serena@nyyserenaOct 26
Imagine just walking around the city and you see judge, I would pass out for sure
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Lowk one of the few jobs I’m qualified for at this point
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USA Today is hiring a boats reporter jobs.dayforcehcm.com/en-US/g…
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Matthew Ivan@matthewivan77Oct 24
Fleetwood Mac’s obscure and inconspicuous GO YOUR OWN WAY
Cissco Maximoff🎬@CisscoSOct 22
Opinión impopular: Glee puso muchas canciones en el radar con sus covers, pero la manera que saco del olvido GO YOU OWN WAY de Fleetwood Mac es historico.
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lexible
@1exiOct 24
Ethan Klein while cheating on his wife for some reason
OG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 23
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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Ben Stiller
@BenStillerOct 20
The world to every Knick fan tonight:
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Just saw Jim Spanfeller in the West Village I’m going home
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Maybe she does see something in Nathan
mae flowers@ihatemrbigOct 17
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Kyle Ayers@kyleayersOct 18
Aaron Rodgers would fall in love with Elizabeth Holmes in thirty seconds.
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My 1 hour United flight was delayed 4 hours because of a mechanical issue and is now diverted to Charlottesville because of bad weather in Newark we would have missed if we left on time
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Planes broken again and we’re deplaning once more give me equity in the company @united
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Yeah I’m saying in Charlottesville tonight
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New Jersey
@NJGovOct 15
i can.
Tiffany Fong
@TiffanyFongOct 13
I can’t believe Italians saw this then moved to New Jersey
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My life always been a movie
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Okay but he isn’t building a flying car
The Autopian@the_autopianOct 16
"I think it’s interesting that [Musk's] next move is not a sub-$25,000 car, but a flying one that’ll cost at least $200,000 and is targeted at a small percentage of the population..." This and more in The Morning Dump --> tinyurl.com/mw6ke78f
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you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to elon musk"
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Lamborghini Reventon drawn from memory
Tesla
@TeslaOct 16
Our design language has evolved since the last reveal: from S3XY to Cybertruck, Cybercab & Optimus Roadster is inspired by the SR-71 & F-35
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Daniel Lefferts@daniel_leffertsOct 15
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