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Be such a good soul that people crave for your vibes Instagram: its._syzygy_ ๐Ÿ˜Š

Joined April 2020
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I hate it when people text me โ€œHeyโ€ without any context, what the hell do you want?? Put it all in one message! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Somebody is torn between leaving a corporate job yenye iko na alot of pressure but good salary to a gavament jobo that has alot of freedom with a pittance as remuneration.
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Life is short flirt with them today ๐Ÿ˜‰
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"Please don't get attached" me:
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Unaamka asubui unapata the love of your life amekutumia โ€œmorningโ€ unashangaa ni morning cows,morning run ama morning gown
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Replying to @lodrizzle8
Kwanza Maina Kageni is obsessed with them pale Classic FM ๐Ÿ˜ญ not forgetting them adds too. Wrap it up!
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sleep the wrong way on your period and you wake up butt glazed with blood๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Salon towels stress me out ngl
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Girlies, may your stress turn into a fart and leave your body. Amen ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned๏ฟผ
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Under my dictatorship men who spit on the streets and pee in public spaces will be publicly executed
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UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someoneโ€™s free time is NOT their availability
unpopular opinion:
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I am def noticing my emotions are intensifying on my period as i get older, like wtf is this really???!
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Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.
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There is an easy way to end this lecturer strike. UON wafunge University Way and Uhuru Highway KU wafungie Thika Road hapo Kahawa Sukari Wa JKUAT wafungie Thika Road pale Juja. Wa Moi wafunge Eldoret-Malaba road. Wa Maseno wafunge Kisumu-Busia Road Wa TUM wafunge Nyali Bridge Wa Egerton wafunge Nakuru-Eldoret road. Alafu wa MMU wafunge Nairobi National Park. That is enough for Ruto to end that lecturer strike.
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being on your period during a heatwave is hell
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Ewww Utadedi na kabla ata email ya demise of colleague iandikwe someone new will have taken over your duties Watu walie 2 days and they move on. Ole wako!
People pleaser final boss. Iโ€™m supposed to be home on leave but nimetoka kwenda kazi because I donโ€™t know what to do with myself today.
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The Mondayest Wednesday ever.
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When I say Iโ€™m at the club I mean the country club not fucking cavalli. Thatโ€™s dunda
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Si mpendane tu huku nje. Mnunulie maua. Pelekaneni on cute dates. Communicate intentionally. Fanyeni tabia mbaya seriously. Apologise. Itaneni malenge na big head. Finish her plate. Buy him a football jersey. Andikianeni mabarua. Small small things.
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