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I hate it when people text me โHeyโ without any context, what the hell do you want?? Put it all in one message! ๐ญ
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Somebody is torn between leaving a corporate job yenye iko na alot of pressure but good salary to a gavament jobo that has alot of freedom with a pittance as remuneration.
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Unaamka asubui unapata the love of your life amekutumia โmorningโ unashangaa ni morning cows,morning run ama morning gown
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Replying to @lodrizzle8
Kwanza Maina Kageni is obsessed with them pale Classic FM ๐ญ not forgetting them adds too. Wrap it up!
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned๏ฟผ
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Under my dictatorship men who spit on the streets and pee in public spaces will be publicly executed
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I am def noticing my emotions are intensifying on my period as i get older, like wtf is this really???!
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There is an easy way to end this lecturer strike.
UON wafunge University Way and Uhuru Highway
KU wafungie Thika Road hapo Kahawa Sukari
Wa JKUAT wafungie Thika Road pale Juja.
Wa Moi wafunge Eldoret-Malaba road.
Wa Maseno wafunge Kisumu-Busia Road
Wa TUM wafunge Nyali Bridge
Wa Egerton wafunge Nakuru-Eldoret road.
Alafu wa MMU wafunge Nairobi National Park.
That is enough for Ruto to end that lecturer strike.
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Ewww
Utadedi na kabla ata email ya demise of colleague iandikwe someone new will have taken over your duties
Watu walie 2 days and they move on.
Ole wako!
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When I say Iโm at the club I mean the country club not fucking cavalli. Thatโs dunda






















