It's a long string of very bad luck & I don't know what kind of carnage I inflicted in a past life to deserve it. I must have been Dracula or a spin instructor.

Alberta, Canada
Joined March 2009
The Oilers Entertainment Group are likely going to learn an expensive lesson. They tried to push ticket prices to extract the maximum value people would be willing to pay. Not an unreasonable idea in a simplistic market situation. Why let scalpers capture the scarcity profit? /1
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Rookie goaltender + Tristan Jarry....it was never in doubt.
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The rollercoaster will continue until morale improves! #LetsGoOilers
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Great job Howard, now get back to the fourth line and wait for your opportunity. #LetsGoOilers
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Billions spent on AI and they still can't figure out when I ask "What time is the Oilers game tonight?" I JUST WANT THE TIME, not 30 seconds of exposition.
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Tomorrow, @rogers, will restrict viewing of three Canadian teams unless you pay them their devil's ransom of $12.99+ HST per month for Sportsnet+. Don't have regular Sportsnet through your cable? Then it's $34.99+ HST per month. Deregulate the telecoms now! This is rank thievery.
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That third line getting caved in over and over is going to get noticed at some point, right?
The @EdmontonOilers morning skate: Podkolzin-McDavid-Draisaitl Kapanen-RNH-Hyman Formenton-Michaels-Joseph Frederic-Dach-Howard Jones-Hallander Mukhamadullin-Bouchard Shea-Murphy Walman-Emberson Ekholm-Dickinson* Jarry
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Historically I feel like this has not gone well for the #LetsGoOilers
Detroit will start Michal Postava in goal tonight v. Edmonton. It will be his first NHL start.
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AntiMacro retweeted
Today is the only day of the year you can watch an MLB, NFL, NHL, NBA and WNBA game at the same time
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Walter Koenig, who played Chekov in the original “Star Trek” series and seven “Star Trek” feature films, has died at 90. variety.com/2026/film/news/w…
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As someone who just stays in hotels because airbnb places have ridiculous rates and requirements, this meltdown is fun to watch.
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One more injury and the #49ers will be having season ticket holders suiting up at wideout for home games.
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I did not read this in the way they meant it to be read
Tuching ourselves in for a goodnight #ALLCAPS | @Verizon
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The flying elbow yet again. Maybe @NHLPlayerSafety should fucking do their jobs or something.
Radko Gudas caught Teravainen with this hit up high 😳 There was no call on the play
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#49ers fans right now despite being 6-1.
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McAffrey hurt and with him out there are fumbles on back-to-back carries. #49ers
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I like when they make the NFL panel do live football trivia games and they reveal they don't know anything. Yelling 'TRAVIS KELCE' after "He's the most complete TE in the game...." or picking someone already on the board? #49ers
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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“Several voting places across the province used one set of ballot boxes for all voting areas. Elections Alberta Returning Officers’ teams are able to separate most of the ballots based on the initials of the election officer who issued the ballot, which are contained on the back of each ballot. This is a very time-consuming process. The legislated requirement to hand-count all votes means this process is entirely manual.”
Elections Alberta is providing an update on the referendum unofficial count and delays in reporting. Read more: ow.ly/wqny5100MaJ
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