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Joined August 2022
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Them share money give una yesterday and nobody fit call me make I come collect my own…your mutuals are not your friends fr💔
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My babe is pregnant. 🥹
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at least you wey no dey bath before go dey bath now ~El nino
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My late dad (rip) once told me to put the stuff he sent me on his head and i actually did and got the worst insults of my life from him, guy you for kuku beat me, why must you insult me like that?😭😭😭😭
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Apollo_★ retweeted
Hey girl ❤️ I have something for you! Your phone or laptop can do the job. All you need is constant data and power supply, and you’ve already got those covered. This won’t give you $4k before November ends tho, but it’ll ease your burden a little. Open your browser and search for Rakuten Viki. It’s a platform for K-dramas, with subtitles available to watch for free. This might not pay you as you wished, but you’ll definitely be entertained while you figure out how to get your $4k before November ends. One episode at a time.
please pmo I have a laptop, a phone, constant data supply and light, have to make $4k before November ends I'm pleading
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tinubu btw e sabi gan, e don use nelfund and educational data subscriptions setting blindfold nigeria students😭😭 ones e win from the youths e go use the northerners package the rest😭✌️ na fuu wey no want another nelfund no go vote for am second term.
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For peace to reign on the tl tonight, Harry Kane should be the ballon dor winner… he’s well proven
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Telling people to move on was easy Until it was my turn.. 💔
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normally my babe hot, so I’m used to this heat 😌
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Monday morning after assembly na to banter your team wey play rubbish during the weekend 😂
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fawwwwk, national treasure don finish😭 nah only 8085135349 grain remain inside that bucket💔
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All this just to end up selling powerbank
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You do like this and you no see me for your page? 😂 @az6I9za take your flowers 💐
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Abi na Corper wey dem just post, wey go dey collect 77k plus state fund no go vote am? Make una dey play😂
tinubu btw e sabi gan, e don use nelfund and educational data subscriptions setting blindfold nigeria students😭😭 ones e win from the youths e go use the northerners package the rest😭✌️ na fuu wey no want another nelfund no go vote for am second term.
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If you have the money, pay for the comfort. There is no award for suffering!
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I asked my nephew how he has gf if he still pee in the bed, this boy said she do too 🤔😭
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Early morning catarrh will have you breathing through your mouth like a dog 😭😭💔
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she said no sex
What made you block that one talking stage?
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Person go fine finish like this height go con be the problem, God e no suppose be me o fr😌😭😭😭
Hey @grok can you please change the background to a nice office 😂
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When I reach UBA bank this morning nah me be number 6, but for some personal reason right now nah me be number 82, time don go they won’t answer me today anymore I will have to come back again tomorrow 😌❤️
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