GEOTOOLS retweeted
Replying to @AntiTrumpCanada @gtconway3d
Oh, darlings. Trump has turned Jon Husted’s ass into a recurring feature of the midterm campaign. And SNL finally gave the spectacle its proper Weekend Update treatment.
The president has described “studying his ass,” pronounced it “a pile of muscle,” and proceeded to inspect Husted’s legs, feet and shoulders.
He even felt compelled to explain: “I’ve never studied the body of a man before. It’s not my thing.”
Apparently, the inspection was so consequential that Trump now claims his compliments helped Husted’s poll numbers.
SNL found the obvious punchline. JD Vance is jealous Trump hasn’t complimented his backside, and Colin Jost finally asked: “Your party is about to lose the midterms. Stop playing ‘smash or pass’ with each other.”
The GOP’s platform, apparently, has two planks: glutes and grievances. 🍑
GEOTOOLS retweeted
We all knew SNL would eventually devote a Weekend Update segment to Trump’s obsession with John Husted’s ass. When reality is this fucking ridiculous, SNL doesn’t even need a writing staff.
#Tentacles_of_Death descend southward from currents in #Chesapeake_Bay .. in this @ESA_EO S2 MSI 20 Meter view with #AssetAssurance_Monitoring data (#NDCI) from 9/2026.
GEOTOOLS retweeted
The Future of American Mining: It Starts with People
youtu.be/KcTUbJDdAq0?si=TjoH…
@tradeinmotion
GEOTOOLS retweeted
South Carolina Congressman Russell Fry told people at a rally to lie to Democrats and tell them the election is on November 4th and not the 3rd. This is actually a crime.
GEOTOOLS retweeted
It's time to make 37 minutes available to bathe your ears in an oratory ocean of delicious confidence in the audacity of hope.
A masterclass that makes Trump look like the small insignificant man he is. There is NO competing with this when you're the global village idiot.
🎥 Tiktok - vm.tiktok.com/ZGdXdb24v/
GEOTOOLS retweeted
They are practically twins!! 😲😲😲
@tedcruz @SenTedCruz looks just like him.
👇👇👇👇
🤖 Made with AI
GEOTOOLS retweeted
In the USA in 1943 they produced a film 'Don't be a Sucker' about fascism.
83 years later it's more relevant than ever.
This is possibly the reason the White House stopped posting the transcripts of Trump's remarks.
If you read them, you realize very quickly that he is out of his mind.
GEOTOOLS retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: The top Democrats on the House Judiciary and Oversight Committees are demanding President Trump preserve ALL conversations with Grok, ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Perplexity after reports that he consulted Elon Musk’s AI chatbot about capturing Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro.
According to TIME, Trump spent HOURS speaking with Grok in the Oval Office, asking how Venezuelans would react to Maduro’s removal.
Weeks later, he ordered the military operation that captured Maduro.
Reps. Jamie Raskin and Robert Garcia argue that AI prompts and responses used for presidential duties are government records.
GEOTOOLS retweeted
These are the "American patriots" and "concerned Europeans" you're talking to on X.
There's no reason to argue with computers. Just block them all and move on.
GEOTOOLS retweeted
DEP To Hold Dec. 3 Meeting/Hearing On Air Permit For Aligned AI PA Data Center Facilities In Shippingport Boro, Beaver County [PaEN] tinyurl.com/mzxss4zj
GEOTOOLS retweeted
This is easily THE most DEVASTATING clapback I have ever heard, by any candidate, from either party. trump said he wants metal detectors for El-Sayed.
El-Sayed says sure, but lie detectors for YOU.
First question: EPSTEIN.
He is SO good at this.🔥
GEOTOOLS retweeted
A City Doesn’t Grow at One Speed #satellitedata #earthobservation #landsat #sentinel2 #urbanization
science.nasa.gov/mission/lan…



























