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April May

@AprilMaybeNot

SVA. NorCal to NYC (profile pic from Kaileearts on Tumblr)

 New York, NY
Joined December 2017
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BUT ALSO I AM SO FUCKING MAD AND I HATE THID GARBAGE WEBSITE
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THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID.
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This is extremely stupid.
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Elon Musk is 100% going to deliver the crucial demographics of cyber truck drivers and foreign influence bots to Donald Trump 😫
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Trump heard JD Vance was getting attention for fucking a couch so he had to suck off a microphone, I guess??
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I know I am just a fictional character but I think Kamala wins. I think that Trump’s success relies on enthusiasm from people who think that voting is a way of signaling fan identity rather than a civic duty and those people voted for him hard when he was on top of his game.
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But now we see Trump rallies with lots of empty seats and they get emptier as he rambles on. Civic duty voters go in no matter what. Fan identity voters go in when they’re feeling it in their veins. The juice is not as strong as it was.
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Trump’s reliance on people who, before him, didn’t typically vote, has made polling very difficult and inaccurate. I think, based on his levels of broad enthusiasm, this time that inaccuracy swings against him.
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The Republican struggle to distance themselves Tony Radcliffe while still being free speech warriors.
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I will never understand this…
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Question…what is stopping people from getting a bunch of liberals to join this list and then donating the money to charity?
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It's dangerous over here...
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Me: Shopping in a cute little antique shop with a bunch of old ladies. Chappell Roan: “KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSENGER SEAR AND YOURE EATING ME OUT…”
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I’m just saying…
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Proposal: Vice Presidential Reverse Harem.
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Let him who hath not fucked a couch throw the first stone.
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Elon Musk has to be fighting so hard not to sell his sperm right now. You know he wants to.
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I just think we need to spend more time celebrating how cringe this man has become.
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Never Meet Your Heroes* *JK Rowling
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