April May

Who’s hank

Tits are Coca Cola. Ass is a cappuccino.

Oh, absolutely. This is about to be the platform of the dominant party. I’ve gotta figure out what it looks like but Twitter will be just for promo in the near and long-term. I’m done giving Musk anything.

BUT ALSO I AM SO FUCKING MAD AND I HATE THID GARBAGE WEBSITE

THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID.

This is extremely stupid.

Elon Musk is 100% going to deliver the crucial demographics of cyber truck drivers and foreign influence bots to Donald Trump 😫

Trump heard JD Vance was getting attention for fucking a couch so he had to suck off a microphone, I guess??

Trump’s reliance on people who, before him, didn’t typically vote, has made polling very difficult and inaccurate. I think, based on his levels of broad enthusiasm, this time that inaccuracy swings against him.

But now we see Trump rallies with lots of empty seats and they get emptier as he rambles on. Civic duty voters go in no matter what. Fan identity voters go in when they’re feeling it in their veins. The juice is not as strong as it was.

I know I am just a fictional character but I think Kamala wins. I think that Trump’s success relies on enthusiasm from people who think that voting is a way of signaling fan identity rather than a civic duty and those people voted for him hard when he was on top of his game.

The Republican struggle to distance themselves Tony Radcliffe while still being free speech warriors.

I will never understand this…

Question…what is stopping people from getting a bunch of liberals to join this list and then donating the money to charity?

It's dangerous over here...

Me: Shopping in a cute little antique shop with a bunch of old ladies. Chappell Roan: “KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSENGER SEAR AND YOURE EATING ME OUT…”

The internet was a mistake.

ONLY YOUR WISDOM CAN SAVE US

😡 THE POINT OF THE TWEET IS THAT IT IS IS IMPROBABLE

You’re right, you have not yet grasped it!!