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@AriJordan_

begrudgingly ⚾️ (🐻 & 🧦) //💍 @pickleknee // she/her

 Chicago, IL
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Joined June 2010
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Knowing the current stability of this website, no better time to share work than rn! In my quest to visit as many MLB ballparks as possible, I decided to start a project where I review every ballpark. And, for extra fun, I even put them into tiers! open.substack.com/pub/wordsb…
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We've fully enclosed you Indiana. Join or else.
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 8
DEMOCRATS MAKE SWEEPING GUBERNATORIAL GAINS DURING TRUMP'S TWO TERMS IN OFFICE During Trump's first term, Democrats flipped governorships in Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Kansas, Nevada, Illinois, New Mexico, Maine, New Jersey and Kentucky. Republicans made two gains of their own, taking control of West Virginia in 2017 after Governor Jim Justice switched parties and flipping Montana in 2020. The trend has continued into Trump's second term, with Democrats making major gains in the midterms, flipping Republican-held governorships in Texas, Georgia, Ohio, Iowa and Nevada. In Texas, Gina Hinojosa became the first Democrat elected governor since Ann Richards in 1990. Georgia also elected its first Democratic governor in nearly three decades, with Keisha Lance Bottoms becoming the first Democrat to win since Roy Barnes in 1998. Democrats broke long losing streaks in Ohio and Iowa, where the party had not won a governor's race since 2006. Nevada, meanwhile, returned to Democratic control after Republicans flipped the state in 2022. The results leave Democrats controlling a majority of governorships nationwide for the first time since 2010, a considerable change from January 2017, when Republicans held 33 governor's offices as Trump entered the White House.
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Framed a photo of Zohran Mamdani for our apartment, like the Catholics used to do for JFK
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I don't even fuck around and i still find out
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Man’s first trip to Wisconsin
Gavin McInnes (@Gavin_McInnes) profile pictureGavin McInnes
@Gavin_McInnesOct 23
To all the tailgaters in Milwaukee: slow the fuck down. You’ve been going hard since 10AM. The game isn’t for another 3.5 hours. You’re not going to remember it. @Brewers
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Nobody is saying “the Knicks should never do phishing tests.” We’re saying “teasing employees with information about rings they earned but may not receive is unnecessarily cruel.” Because it is. Have a shred of respect for the people who work for you.
Christian Jeter (@cjeter24) profile pictureChristian Jeter@cjeter24Oct 23
Replying to @SamQuinnCBS
it's standard cybersecurity practice. I've received 3 phishing test emails this week alone from my employer. It's cybersecurity awareness month. Seems bad and silly but this is exactly how hackers breach your network. I've seen multimillion data breaches happen this way.
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AGORA A GENTE TEM QUE COMBATER O FASCISMO E O RYAN MURPHY
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you're laughing. glee is returning while katseye is still actively making music and you're laughing.
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We've got Europe at home
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Meteorologist Sam Kuffel (@SamKuffelWx) profile pictureMeteorologist Sam Kuffel@SamKuffelWxOct 19
You can either buy a ticket to a World Series game in Milwaukee or go on a European vacation. Costs the same 🙃
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omg losing your voice is so embarrassing why is my body silencing women
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wouldn't i have chosen a better team if i was lying
ms. soup (@usfcardsfan) profile picturems. soup@usfcardsfanOct 5
#ok
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Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
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“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine having 2 starting pitchers that can pitch 6 innings
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just saw a video where a Zoomer said Millennials need to retire so they can climb the corporate ladder and get our jobs. sir i would love to retire but i am 35 years old.
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Pablo Neruda said laughter is the language of the soul. I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. #TheSimpsons
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Club classics club club classics
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ari retweeted
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jordan@jordoofusSep 6
I've been tweeting into the void on this account since the BUSH ADMINISTRATION, why would I stop now?
M (@Markmadridsta) profile pictureM@MarkmadridstaSep 4
Why the fuck do you keep tweeting with 0 likes
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Cubs fans being like “Oh this is Wrigley, fights don’t happen here like they do on the South side.” Get bent, man. Like that is demonstrably not true and you’re not better than anyone because you root for the Cubs. Plenty of assholes on both sides of town.
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in honor of Dolly Parton, for the love of god please read a book
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Now, for my favorite part of the show. What’s that say? "Talk to the audience"? Oh, God. This is always death. #Simpsons
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