Arthur Christmas

*stands under the mistletoe waiting for @ThatUPSGuy*

[SL Starter for @ThatUPSGuy] *Arthur has spent the day in what could only be described as a controlled (cont) tl.gd/n_1slse09

*snuggles up to @ThatUPSGuy and whispers in his ear* I love you, my Oliver.

Of all the Christmas presents, in all the world, /mine/ is the most treasured. Merry Christmas, my Oliver. I love you. @ThatUPSGuy

There! That was easier than I'd thought. I think I'll wrap them up and give them to my Oliver on Christmas.

My Oliver, all bundled up for the cold. He needs mittens, though. I'll knit him some!

All I want for Christmas is you, @ThatUPSGuy.

I'm not sure how either, but I'm glad you all like it! I can't possibly smell better than those mince pies. Those smell just like home!

I don't have air fresheners in my closet. Why? Do I smell bad? I use my mother's Christmas soap. She's renowned for it!

It'll be Arthur McKay someday.

*waves at @JustALostThief* My last name is Claus, but most people know me as Arthur Christmas.

//Slow replies right now, guys! Sorry!!!

~ doesn't know very well...which is all of them. With @ThatUPSGuy at his side, Arthur enters and calls out* Merry Christmas everyone!

~ Christmas cheer for all his brothers, all of them wrapped to perfection, of course! He hopes they'll help break the ice with those he ~

*lured by mince pies and gingerbread, Arthur arrives at @ChefMacbeth's house. He's got a sack with him that's filled with small tokens of ~

Did somebody say mince pies?

I never liked closed doors.

He loves me and I love him. @ThatUPSGuy is my heart.

*worries, as only he can*

He's going to think me insane and he's going to leave.