Oliver McKay

As wonderful & joyous as Christmas is, you make it much more. My only Christmas wish is to have you in my arms. I love you, @ArthurInLetters

*Pulls @ArthurInLetters close for a peck on the cheek.* You're the life if the party! Did you notice the garden gnome in the front? *he ~

I'm so in love with you I can't English!

Does he even know what he does to me?

Tweet order is important. *nods* #OliversRPTips

I might be crazy, but I feel the same way about you. RT“@ArthurInLetters: I look at you, and I'm home. http://t.co/scACIJTtMF”

*Passing a rather handsome garden gnome in the courtyard, Oliver walks into @ChefMacbeth's place.* Hello, all. #ClanMcAvoyDinner

I don't think we deliver to sentient aluminium. But we should. “@Loki_Can: Ship yourself to me, @ThatUPSGuy.”

Hey, @ChefMacbeth, main office says your name was on the invoice as well. No Frederick in sight. Do you mind signing for it?

*calls office* Yeah. So, there's no Frederick Aiken to be found here. ... You want me to what? ... You sure? .... Okay then. *hangs up*

Uh...hello. Has anyone seen or heard of Frederick Aiken?

*Knocks at @ChefMacbeth's door carrying a parcel, whistling a tune.*

Just sign here, sir.