Huge LFC fan, so pleased that we are now Champions!. F1 & SF Giants Fan. Mainly LFC though. C# Programmer by day...

Devizes, Wiltshire, UK
Joined February 2009
Today is the day! 🎉 We’re excited for a day of great talks, food and lovely people ✨ See you all soon! 🌟
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We now support multiple accounts in the budget planner app. We have also fixed an issue with Twitter login for our Android Users. budgetplnr.com/multiple-acco…
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You got the Brexit you voted for. If it isn’t the one you imagined, more fool you. Things will stay bad until all key features of it have been reversed. In the meantime, whining and blaming others doesn’t help. Also, that’s a really bad look. You’re welcome.
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In 1951, Adelbert Ames created the mind-boggling ‘Ames Window’. It’s so effective that even when you know how it works you can’t break the illusion [video from The Curiosity Show: buff.ly/36DvRNs]
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🔴 Liverpool face Chelsea in the Carabao Cup Final on February 27! We have a pair of tickets to give away in the Liverpool end at Wembley. To be in with a chance of winning, RT this tweet and follow us. 17+ Closes Feb 14. Full T&Cs: standard.co.uk/sport/footbal…
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This is what truth to power looks like at Westminster. A liar is allowed to keep his place- I am forced to leave for telling the truth. He misled the house, he must go. Tories must look themselves in the mirror and ask if they can allow this to go on much longer? Remove him now.
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Hancock falls on his sword at last. Rather surprised he didn’t miss, the inept clown.
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Exactly 9 months ago, just after 5am UK time on the 12 January, the first BBC TV report ran about the death of a man in central China from a peculiar new disease. Officials insisted it was all under control and would be nothing like the 2008 SARS outbreak which killed 770 people.
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It may sound ironic, but please help it spread.
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If Liverpool clinch the title tonight. We will giveaway: 3 new home kits when released #LFC All you have to do is RT this + Follow us @AnfieldPress
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Ok good news bad news @rickygervais ...GOOD news is that #Afterlife2 is as brilliant as season one and honestly ur killin me but that’s Still part of the good news. The bad news is it went too fast. Perhaps U Brits can get off ur lazy arses & make 26 episodes like we do. Fuuk
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I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.
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At the risk of playing into gender stereotypes, but if you put tupperware in the oven, all you’ll get is a mess.
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“It is not too late. We have an interview prepared. Oven-ready, as Mr Johnson likes to say” Andrew Neil issues a challenge for Boris Johnson to commit to an interview with him, to face questions on why people have “deemed him to be untrustworthy” bbc.in/2sP9AxU
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He was sacked twice for lying. So when he says he has never lied, he’s literally lying.
WATCH: “Can you look me in the eye and tell me you’ve never lied in your political career?”
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Word of the day is 'bayard' (1600s): someone with an unshakeable self-confidence that is rooted in ignorance.
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Lib Dems pledge to revoke Article 50 and STOP Brexit. That’s me sorted for the next General Election then. #LibDems
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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. xitter.cf/awaiss_1/status/116637…
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Amber Jackson, who was almost kicked off of her course, has got the grades she needs to head to Bath Spa! Congrats! 🎉 @NewCollSwindon @swindonadver