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@AssChest

I’m a fixer. I grease the wheels. I used to be the president’s Gal Friday.

 Washington, DC
Joined March 2019
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Ass Chest@AssChest22 May 2020
#SpoilerAlert for Get Out! Things have gotten extremely weird in Rand Paul’s stupid brain. #COVID19 #Coronavirus #DavidKoch #AssChest #GetOut #timetravel #webcomics #cartoon
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Doctor’s ARE over going the procedure shaved 9999 IQ points (too many!) surgery was success and we’re looking at will a nice round 5000.
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attn @ZankouChickenLA PLEASE open a location in Brooklyn, NY. You will PRINT money.
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when will Bernie release a get well soon Matt statement…….
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I can be lowkey foolish when doing your dirty work is the vibe – at Brooklyn, NY
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I got 3 Bluesky invites
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[Van Morrison “Domino” voice] 🎶 oh… Wario… you’re like an evil Mario… 🎶
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What's the best detective movie you've ever seen?
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My promise to my followers is I’m buying the wifi immediately in a entire-plane-covered-in-diarrhea situation and posting about it
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JORDAN PETERSON: the dogs are nowhere to be seen and [tearing up] these “baha men” are celebrating it
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The doctor who delivered Sinead O’Connor was Eamon de Valera Jr.
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Robert Pollard of Guided By Voices doing one of his famous kicks

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They chopped people’s heads off in France for saying less inflammatory things than “let’s make these losers homeless.”
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Napoleon Bonaparte was a TERRIBLE PERSON. He was a SHORT KING.
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I’m about to teach these r words about something much louder and more disruptive than fireworks
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If I found out my therapist or psychiatrist was one of those freaks who posts tik toks where they point at text, I’d become Donnie Wahlberg in the Sixth Sense
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