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Ass Chest

@AssChest

I’m a fixer. I grease the wheels. I used to be the president’s Gal Friday.

 Washington, DC
Joined March 2019
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Doctor’s ARE over going the procedure shaved 9999 IQ points (too many!) surgery was success and we’re looking at will a nice round 5000.
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attn @ZankouChickenLA PLEASE open a location in Brooklyn, NY. You will PRINT money.
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when will Bernie release a get well soon Matt statement…….
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I can be lowkey foolish when doing your dirty work is the vibe – at Brooklyn, NY
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[Van Morrison “Domino” voice] 🎶 oh… Wario… you’re like an evil Mario… 🎶
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My promise to my followers is I’m buying the wifi immediately in a entire-plane-covered-in-diarrhea situation and posting about it
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@edzitron3 Sep 2023
JORDAN PETERSON: the dogs are nowhere to be seen and [tearing up] these “baha men” are celebrating it
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Robert Pollard of Guided By Voices doing one of his famous kicks

ALT Robert Pollard of Guided By Voices doing one of his famous kicks

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ok one of the problems i'm picking up on now that we're down here is that this was like the stupidest fucking idea of all time
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@TheOnion16 Jun 2023
Following numerous incidents in the Strait of Gibraltar, The Onion asked orcas to explain why they are attacking and sinking boats, and this is what they said. bit.ly/3NaCP3x
Orcas Explain Why They Are Attacking Boats

Orcas Explain Why They Are Attacking Boats

Following numerous incidents in the Strait of Gibraltar, The Onion asked orcas to explain why they are attacking and sinking boats, and this is what they said.

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@BoDietl28 May 2023
In the pursuit of a fair and equitable society, justice is not a mere option—it is an unwavering moral imperative. We must stand up for what is right, challenge injustice, and advocate for equality. #JusticeMatters #MoralImperative #StandForEquality #MakeADifference
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@BoDietl27 May 2023
Witness Dietl's captivating performance as he dives into the gritty world of organized crime, delivering an unforgettable portrayal. Relive the classic on the big screen and let Dietl's talent leave you mesmerized once again. #Goodfellas #BoDietl #IconicPerformance
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a little something i like to call the thinking man's sandwich.
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the way he talks about Dianne Feinstein is the way he’s going to talk about you when you’re driving your Volvo through a farmers market
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Two-time NBA champ and two-time Naismith Hall of Famer Clyde Frazier is down in Miami for Game 6. He’s not working; he came down as a fan:
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Steven Crowder forlornly slipping into his wife’s wedding dress as the bath water heats up
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Met George theintercept.com/2023/04/27/…
One Night in Washington, D.C., With George Santos

One Night in Washington, D.C., With George Santos

Down and out with the Young Republicans and the man they call the “queen of New York City”: Rep. George Santos.

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@dril22 Apr 2023
you can disaggrree with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwells politics while still hanging out with them in photographs. Its totally fine
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