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Bro didn't even try to perform anywhere else
Macklemore shares the U.S. venues that declined to host his Free Palestine Tour: • Madison Square Garden • Prudential Center • Barclays Center • UBS Arena • Intuit Dome • Kia Forum • Crypto.com Arena • Chase Center • Climate Pledge Arena
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Watching child porn and selling heroin are classified as “nonviolent offenses” by the way. This is the Mayor of Houston directly advocating for policies that protect some of the worst criminals in America.
I have signed an executive order directing HPD to no longer contact ICE for nonviolent offences, helping reduce fear in our communities. Thank you to Chief Diaz, our state and local leaders for their collaboration. A step toward building a stronger Houston. Let’s Go to Work.
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BREAKING: NASA makes U.S. history with first-ever quantum link established between an aircraft & the ground.
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Flight 2292, New Mexico, February 2021 cbsnews.com/news/ufo-america…
.@LockheedMartin completed a successful flight test of the unarmed, developmental Mk21A reentry vehicle from @SLDelta30. The test advances next-generation reentry capabilities for the future land-based strategic deterrent.

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Gina Hinojosa is Texas’s most Spanish-fluent governor since San Jacinto
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GET BACK TO WORK YOU FUCKING GRUNTS, DON'T SPEW THIS DRIVEL IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR. ASININE.
Listen to the first full episode of CENTCOM's new podcast "Inside CENTCOM" — out now on podcast platforms or on YouTube: youtube.com/@centcom
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Just checking in on flights to Antarctica and wait, what is that registration? flightradar24.com/MZB701/427…
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This is why I don’t believe in coincidences
Unearthed video: Bill Clinton praises the 2007 University of Michigan senior speaker, Abdul El-Sayed, on his commencement speech "I don't want to embarrass your senior speaker. But I wish every person in the world who believes that we are fated to have a clash of civilizations and cannot reach across the religious divides could've heard you speak today. I just wish every person in the world could've heard you speak today."
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It’s actually crazy how X makes you believe the entire world is falling apart every single day. Another war, another crisis, another headline about how we’re all fucked. Then you go outside and realize everyone is just living their normal lives, going to work, eating at restaurants and enjoying themselves. Sometimes you just need to close X, stop consuming all this fear and go enjoy your life. The algorithm makes you believe that everything is negative and bad.
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JSN.
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Campaigners need to start accounting for the "mog factor" among the youth vote
BREAKING: James Talarico defeats Ken Paxton for Texas Senate
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GYROSCOPE-GATE. THEY USED TO FIRE KICKERS WHEN THEY HAD JUST A FEW MISSES.... NOW, JUST WEAR THE HATE 💰
What. The. F. Nobody asked Justin Tucker about this after the game?? How does this happen?
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2008 financial crisis
core memory unlocked
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This blue wave is a great look for US public relations on the international stage
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Super intelligence... In the skies above us...
Future super intelligence compute will obviously be overwhelmingly in space. By “overwhelmingly”, I mean that it will round up to 100%! You have to be an utter moron not to realize this.
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Replying to @broudsov
You are fully retarded
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There's Magic in Learning 🪄
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Reptile or owl eye, moon reflection, "can't see" ....
You can't see what's coming.🦨
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