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Mr Rule of law and constitutionalism has BLOCKED Journalists from covering Linda Mwananchi National Delegates Conference.
Huyu akikuwa rais atasumbua sana.
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Wtf did I just watch π±
This Japanese footballer had his all family travel all the way to Turkey to watch him play. They were overjoyed when he finally came off the bench, but look what happened next. This is karma!
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Thank you Mr President @WilliamsRuto
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The mole from ukambani is seeing bad news, yaani huyu genz anaenda kupashia Mike Sonko kwa gate yake. Wakamba wamejaa ngori round hii, the fear is completely gone and the signs of Ukombozi are everywhere ββ
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All the opposition are supporting me here in Nairobi,yet my own Luo Community is fighting me at every turn. Why are they fighting their own son?
~ Hon. Babu Owino
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Gachagua, I will come to Wamunyoro for my money- Uhuru shares a joke at a memorial service
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Rigathi Gachagua ni mjanja sana amepata nafasi ingine hapa mbele ya Uhuru Kenyatta akaitumia vizuri sana mpaka Uhuru akacheka
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Support your friends' businesses, even when their prices are higher than the average market prices. Help them grow. This money will eventually come back to you, either as the 20K you need urgently, a wedding contribution, or condolences.
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At what point did kenyan women sit down and discuss that for them to appear more attractive they needed to wear fake hair from the mzungus? Is it the soap operas they watched when growing up that made them want to emulate the actresses or where did this madness come from? And the madness has gotten so deep,that women with expensive fake hair mock those with the cheap,claiming that the expensive one is original meaning it has come from the Mzungus head. WHAT!?
Sometimes I look at them and I become embarrassed on their behalf. When you see how hard they are trying to hide that lining at the forehead where the fake hair comes to contact with their skin,by applying kilograms of make up,I am tempted to ask what is going on. Are we supposed to believe this your real hair? Does it look like your real hair in your head? Where is the hair that your mother gave you Dorcas?
And who has lied to you that you look more attractive in this fake hair than you do your real hair? Buana where did my peope go wrong to live like this,like clowns,even in their own soil that their ancestors fought with their lives to retain. Ni swala ambalo linahuzunisha sana,Mwafrika kwa jinsia yake hana uhuru kabisa,yupo gerezani akilini mwake
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Richest To Poorest Counties By Contribution to GDP
Nairobi β Ksh4.11 trillion
Kiambu β Ksh819.83 billion
Nakuru β Ksh771.78 billion
Mombasa β Ksh711.09 billion
Meru β Ksh525.78 billion
Machakos β Ksh476.36 billion
Uasin Gishu β Ksh382.74 billion
Kisumu β Ksh370.85 billion
Kilifi β Ksh321.35 billion
Kakamega β Ksh316.39 billion
Bungoma β Ksh305.31 billion
Murangβa β Ksh295.89 billion
Kisii β Ksh287.47 billion
Nyeri β Ksh286.88 billion
Narok β Ksh255.96 billion
Kericho β Ksh251.27 billion
Trans Nzoia β Ksh247.91 billion
Kajiado β Ksh243.37 billion
Nandi β Ksh235.50 billion
Bomet β Ksh221.43 billion
Embu β Ksh218.89 billion
Nyandarua β Ksh218.17 billion
Homa Bay β Ksh200.56 billion
Kitui β Ksh196.33 billion
Kirinyaga β Ksh185.98 billion
Migori β Ksh183.34 billion
Turkana β Ksh178.44 billion
Kwale β Ksh169.38 billion
Nyamira β Ksh169.15 billion
Siaya β Ksh163.87 billion
Makueni β Ksh159.22 billion
Elgeyo-Marakwet β Ksh150.32 billion
Laikipia β Ksh134.91 billion
Busia β Ksh132.20 billion
Baringo β Ksh119.13 billion
Vihiga β Ksh116.11 billion
West Pokot β Ksh111.13 billion
Taita Taveta β Ksh97.88 billion
Tharaka-Nithi β Ksh95.07 billion
Garissa β Ksh89.17 billion
Marsabit β Ksh88.85 billion
Mandera β Ksh88.40 billion
Wajir β Ksh76.43 billion
Tana River β Ksh51.15 billion
Lamu β Ksh50.22 billion
Isiolo β Ksh46.22 billion
Samburu β Ksh44.85 billion
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Finding out that your girlfriend is cheating on you with a stud is a blessing in disguise. At least you stop losing sleep wondering which other man is accessing the slippery zone behind your back. However, the real trauma begins when you discover the industrial grade equipment these ladies are using to satisfy each other. Suddenly, you'll start looking at your own short sleeved makagare with sympathy & start wondering how stingy can the God of Nebuchadnezzar be. Chesaa!!
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Saks @SakajaJohnson SAKAJA DROPS BOMBSHELL ON SENATORS: βYOUR PROCUREMENT DEPARTMENT IS A CRIME SCENE!β
Hii Senate hearing sasa imegeuka crime investigation series! Hata procurement files zimeanza kuhitaji lawyer!
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