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who cares now?
𝗥𝗘𝗖 🔴 Cidade do Futebol, 2026 📼 #NationsLeague
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🚨 Infantino Jr at the World Cup: 0 goals against Top 20 ranked teams 6/8 goals against African minnows 0 goals in QF, SF and Final 0.03 xG in the Final 0 shots on target in 120 mins in the Final Robbed Kane and Olise in the FIFPRO XI
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No it wasn't, that's why it didn't last.
It was fun while it lasted
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most iconic player ever.
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Man of Steel still undefeated 13 years later
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The goat 🐐
He's the f'n Captain now, America. #SoldierBoy
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So like is Soldier Boy just stuck in a tube for the rest of eternity or what
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Burrice escalar ele de James bond Pattinson tem potencial pra ser um dos maiores vilões da história do 007
Robert Pattinson could be the greatest James Bond of all time if cast. Please, Amazon and Denis Villeneuve, make the right choice.
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Lo único bueno de que Cristiano Ronaldo se haya retirado de la selección es que va a marcar el gol mil en un equipo donde lo quieren, lo respetan, no le traicionan y le tratan como lo que es, el mejor jugador de la historia. Honor a Al Nassr.
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neymar 17/18 over ronaldo 11/12 is genuine mental illness
Peaks (one per player): 1. Neymar 17/18 2. Ronaldo 11/12 3. Suarez 13/14 4. Salah 17/18
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.@Kevfeige now let’s drop that second Doomsday trailer
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first nigga fired from both marvel and dc bro i’ll genuinely taken back by this shit
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very good decision. Both movies were terrible and lacked substance. Gunn is a failure
One of the reasons Skydance replaced James Gunn and Peter Safran as the heads of DC Studios had to do with box office. • ‘Supergirl’ was a massive bomb this year. • ‘Superman’s $618M box office was not impressive to Skydance either, as the film lacked “pop culture impact” in their eyes. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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hypergamy. Successful men don't want to date themselves. They'd rather a feminine woman that takes care of his kids
unserious question but a friend just asked me why male footballers don’t date female footballers instead of models etc does anyone have an answer
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Ronaldo - passing and chance creation Juventus period. (2019-2021)
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Just letting you know Pessi Dogs have edited most of these clips with AI Most Pathetic, Third Class and Cuck Fanbase
ronaldo - handball player
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James Gunn fired Doomsday in 1 month X-Men 2027 Batman 2028 Black Panther III 2028 Secret Wars 2029
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Messi is genuinely the biggest sickness to this sport
🌎⭐️ OFFICIAL: World Team of the Year 2026 by FIFPRO.
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The Ballon d’Or winner is not included just to squeeze in Messi..
🌎⭐️ OFFICIAL: World Team of the Year 2026 by FIFPRO.
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Highest Peaks in England history ( one peak per player ) all comps 1. Salah 17/18 🇪🇬 2. Henry 02/03 🇫🇷 3. Suarez 13/14 🇺🇾 4. KDB 19/20 🇧🇪 5. Best 67/68 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 6. VVD 18/19 🇳🇱 7. CR7 07/08 🇵🇹 8. Hazard 18/19 🇧🇪 9. Barnes 89/90 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 10. ?
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