@Autoparallel

PhD mathematics; scientific software architect; mountain biker / runner. Opinions are my own and do not reflect any associated entity.

 Colorado
github.com/Autoparallel
Joined July 2022
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who is speedrunning this
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@itsstock
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zoom zoom
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Replying to @homieomorphism
youtube.com/watch?v=DAX2_mPr… There's so much more

I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it

Some "innovations" really are gimmicks after all.https://good.stor...

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here i go restarting again
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another day battling with swift and rust linking apple
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Colin Roberts@Autoparallel20 Oct 2025
Oh good. After 4 back and forths of Apple App Store review for asinine issues, they have now deemed our app to be "spam". I'm so sick of Apple. Can't wait for my new laptop to come Thursday so I can stop getting memory leaks that prevent me from even doing my work on the dogshit that is MacOS 26.
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I'M LOSING MY MARBLES
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I don't get how people manage 500+ accounts. I guess you just... don't? Password managers are just a list of secrets, but you still have to open a web page, follow some flow, then you finally get to do a thing which can also be highly repetitive. Kinda sucks and is even worse at scale. We figured you should be able to just... use all of them. At once. So we're making that. Still needs some work I guess. 😅
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There’s Apple fitness rings, then there’s Garmin torture bars No wonder they’re getting sued
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