Writer, nerd, D&D dork, aspiring bon vivant. Former FaBio; current curator for the BattleAxey of the Bands. ASoIaF, WoT, FFXIV, AFC Bournemouth & the LA Rams!

Orange County, California
Joined May 2009
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Celebrating the cultures, traditions + contributions of Indigenous peoples. #IndigenousPeoplesDay
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MAGA is about to lose his farm
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Y'all voted for this..
In a hidden-camera operation, pardon brokers Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl said that for $300,000, they could help a felon get a pardon from the president. They said their services included working with influencers to advocate for his case. cbsn.ws/3VdugN7
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Happy New and Improved Royal-Royal-Sol Debut Day to all who celebrate.
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Be honest… would you guys want to see me as Kratos? 👀
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oh, you’re abominable. ( aegon ii targaryen and sunfyre + hotd house of the dragon asoiaf a song of ice and fire tg )
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Justice for Sheepstealer
Sheepstealer speaks out after being jumped by 3 dragons last night.
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OK, so Wild West Clare is out, published by @Banner_Books with some support from the Geopark. In my first foray into nature writing, I've contributed five chapters to it & four pages of pics :D Launch is at Banner in Kilrush, V15 PW83, 13th Aug at 19:30.
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Best Aegon IV reference 😆
Year 2050, George Raymund Richard Martin is about to leave this world, but before he does one last act and canonizes all adaptations of ASOIAF. Fandom in utter chaos
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This photo goes so hard. 😮‍💨
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30 seconds of caraxes being a menace
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Best joke ever
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Throwback to when Liam Cunningham absolutely bodied Conor McGregor.
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Imagine being stupid enough to blame bombing a country because they're a "nuclear threat" while still having this up on your own website. YOU. CAN. NOT. MAKE. IT. UP.
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I just learned that Danny Webb aka Ser Arlan of Pennytree is Morse in Alien 3 and am about to fall over. My man be decapitating Gold Cloaks in Flea Bottom AND surviving a Xenomorph, KING SHIT.
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Written off but not lost. Cooper Kupp is a two-time Super Bowl champ! 🏆 🏆
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BattleAxey time! We're getting down to the wire---our final contest in the Great 8 bracket! This one rocks.🤘It's Metallica vs. Linkin Park! Giving you Metallica's CREEPING DEATH vs. Linkin Park's ONE STEP CLOSER! Music videos in thread!
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