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sociolinguist, stage manager, musician, string wrangler, still shoots film

Toronto
Joined January 2009
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Look, those summonings are taught in a graduate seminar that is only offered once per century and the prereq is only offered every 25 years and the curriculum committee is not going to budge on this.
Gonna write a story about a linguist who summons demons to test their reconstructions of completely dead languages on. "YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL, WHAT IS YOUR REQUEST?" "Yeah, hey, I'm just wondering if you can speak or know someone down there who speaks Cypro-Minoan?"
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I asked an 18yo #swiftie to recommend her two fav TS albums. She could only narrow it down to three, but one doesn’t have a “Taylor’s Version” yet, so I bought the other two. (my #genx ass prefers to own my music, not stream). How’s that for “paying a price”? 🤷‍♀️ #swifties4kamala
Trump reacts to Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala Harris: "Well, I actually like Mrs. Mahomes much better ... I was not a Taylor Swift fan ... she'll probably pay a price for it in the marketplace."
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The way I CACKLED at this. 😆
the doctor who fandom when a vaguely mysterious character appears in the show:
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Thread. Sociolinguistics colleagues, I hope you’re all, always, thinking VERY CAREFULLY about what kind and how much of your data you’ve made available to large, (essentially) publicly-accessible corpora. What about your metadata? Even anonymized and aggregated, imagine [1/2]
Replying to @cmpriest
I’m so sorry. 20yrs ago I made a corpus for sociolinguistics study using 76 plays. I’ve had suggestions to digitize and release it for “replicability” under “fair use” and I’m like… um, no? My “primary sources” are mostly still under copyright, that’s why I…. bought copies?
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the kind of harms our data could be used for, in the unscrupulous hands of those who might latch on to the way a community SPEAKS as being “bad” or “wrong.” Language is always political. [2/2]
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We are in general very protective of our data & informants. But we get requests from other researchers to use our data. We deposit data with libraries & repositories. Please continue to take care, especially in this digital age that we could barely imagine only a few decades ago
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Throw. It. All. Out. Start from scratch, retrain those fucking models from the ground up. Ethically. With oversight. If your data set is so large that you can’t realistically know what all is in it, that is REALLY BAD.
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Shoutout to that small, very old cemetery on a back road in the Hudson Valley that beckoned to me with a misty tendril finger as I rounded a bend in the rain at 2am. I had to pull over and be like, “LOOK, I’m tired and cannot deal with a haunting right now. Another time, ok?” 🖤
I got lost driving the backroads of Missouri, saw this stone gate, and stopped. I discovered it led to a stairway, and up the stairway was an old cemetery swallowed by the forest, and beyond that was a path to a place I would not go.
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goat noises are fine, curses happen
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I will simply point out that nearly anything can kill you if you’re creative enough or try hard enough. 🤷‍♀️
‘Everyone should have a hobby that could kill them’ - @neilhimself, ep. 495. apple.co/nosuchthingasafish…
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Hi, #linguistics has entered the chat, and we could have told you for free that’s not how language works, but here we go again, I guess.
#DidYouKnow that the English language has more words than Spanish? 🗣️💬That's because Spanish also uses the context to communicate! 🔖The Oxford English Dictionary contains over 171,000 words. 🔖The Dictionary of the Spanish Royal Academy (RAE) includes 93,000 words.
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We are so fuckin’ tired of having to correct this shit in the media for free. Just hire linguists, please, it’ll save us all a lot of time and energy.
New flash! English hasn't invented context yet... *sigh* Hire linguists, please 🙄.
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We have just been gifted with The Brodyssey, and it's as amazing as I could have hoped for.
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Orpheus returning from the Underworld (according to my husband):
the woman sitting behind me at Hadestown told her friend during intermission that she “hopes this has a happy ending” because she hates depressing stories and I’m so sorry ma’am but you’ve had almost 3000 years to look up how this ends
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The linguists are TIRED, y’all. We are so tired. Someone throw the physicist a good introductory linguistics textbook with solid sections on typology, historical and socio? Please? We’re so tired.
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Nothing makes me feel my age quite like the relief of cool air blowing on the burning soles of my feet. #hotflash #onmyfeet #why #burningfeet #freezingfeet #noinbetween
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OR, and hear me out, we could just let a woman have hobbies. #teamotter
Authorities have issued a warning about an aggressive sea otter that has been seen going after surfers abc7news.com/sea-otter-steal…
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Words to live by. What would Ted Lasso say?#beagoldfish #WWTLS
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You just died. The most recent photo in your camera roll is what killed you. … There’s probably a story in this.
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Happy Juneteenth! Nicole is handing out truth here. Remember, any judgements you make about the 'correctness' or 'goodness' of a dialect are actually social judgements about its speakers. #sociolinguistics #alwaysrelevant
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Donald. Gargamel. John. Trump. I am DECEASED, it’s just too good.
Replying to @metroadlib
cover myself up in a blanket- rollllllllllllllllll from wall to wall, back and forth, until i was Dexter secure in the bedding- and then will my body to cease breathing... before i'd put MY NAME on some shit off the STRENGTH of Donald Gargamel John Trump's word.
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