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Look, all I'm saying is that ugly, stupid, poor people should not be allowed to have children. Pronouns: Sir/Sire

Rising Star of the New Right
Joined January 2013
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“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue & street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. The process is continuing day by day & minute by minute. History has stopped." George Orwell 1984
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
They will try to tell you this is A.I. What are you doing about it, @Ed_Miliband?
🤖 Made with AI
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
Someone on the BBC news commissioning team has it in for the special forces and it’s unacceptable that at a time of supreme risk globally and in Europe our state broadcaster is taking upon itself to undermine and discredit the service. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm20…
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
A Speaker (or ‘presiding officer’) who abuses his or her position to restrict the political speech of the other side is playing with fire and damaging the foundations of a liberal democracy.
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
There is something very sinister going on in Wales that may need direct Westminster intervention. The Presiding Officer has now banned an MS from speaking and voting because he expressed a political opinion; this comes after he banned the use of the common phrase ‘blanket ban’.
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
Ofgem is consulting on a proposal to make landlords legally responsible for tenants that that fail to pay their electric bill. 🤯 landlordtoday.co.uk/breaking…?
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
Stunning pettiness. They really do see landlords as the modern-day Kulak
Ofgem is consulting on a proposal to make landlords legally responsible for tenants that that fail to pay their electric bill. 🤯 landlordtoday.co.uk/breaking…?
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
Palestinians are sharing this video of women and children supposedly freezing in the snow. Meanwhile, Gaza is sunny, and the video is AI-generated. I can't stop laughing at this.
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
Palestinian asylum seeker Mohammed Abbas, 29, who arrived in the UK in March has been sentenced to six years in prison at Cardiff Crown Court after breaking into a home in the city and exposing himself to three sisters, two of whom were underage.
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
WELCOME TO BRITAIN. A small boat migrant jailed after breaking into a home and exposing himself. While politicians argue about stopping the boats, ordinary people are left dealing with the consequences. How many more cases before those in power take border security seriously? Britain deserves better. How many more “rare” cases do we have to hear before action by the government is taken
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
A Palestinian asylum seeker who arrived in Britain illegally by small boat has been jailed for six years after breaking into a family home and masturbating in front of terrified young girls. The judge concluded that he intended to rape at least one of them. Mohammed Abbas, 29, who claims to be Palestinian, arrived from France in March. By July, he had already been convicted of assaulting a police officer, whom he spat at, and battery. Rather than being deported, he was given a taxpayer-funded, £250,000 two-bedroom house in Cardiff, where he lived alone. Just two days after moving in, Abbas broke into a nearby family home at 2am, entering a bedroom shared by three sisters, including two children under 16. He exposed himself, repeatedly demanded sex and masturbated as the girls screamed in terror. He even attempted to climb towards one of them on a bunk bed. She desperately fought him off with a pillow. Their screams eventually alerted their family, and Abbas fled. Police subsequently discovered stolen belongings at his accommodation and DNA evidence linking him to the bedroom. The court heard that Abbas received £30 weekly from the Home Office, which he spent on food, alcohol, tobacco and cannabis. His asylum application remained undecided. Judge Lucy Crowther described the danger he posed to women and girls as “real and imminent”. He received six years’ imprisonment and three years’ extended licence. Meanwhile, the British Government has reopened its refugee resettlement scheme, with approximately a quarter of referrals earmarked collectively for Palestinians and Afghan women and girls. Ministers expect initially hundreds of arrivals across the new resettlement routes, potentially rising into the low thousands. Abbas cannot be considered for deportation until he has served his custodial sentence.
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Hey @ZackPolanski that thing that never happens happened again
A Palestinian asylum seeker who arrived in Britain illegally by small boat has been jailed for six years after breaking into a family home and masturbating in front of terrified young girls. The judge concluded that he intended to rape at least one of them. Mohammed Abbas, 29, who claims to be Palestinian, arrived from France in March. By July, he had already been convicted of assaulting a police officer, whom he spat at, and battery. Rather than being deported, he was given a taxpayer-funded, £250,000 two-bedroom house in Cardiff, where he lived alone. Just two days after moving in, Abbas broke into a nearby family home at 2am, entering a bedroom shared by three sisters, including two children under 16. He exposed himself, repeatedly demanded sex and masturbated as the girls screamed in terror. He even attempted to climb towards one of them on a bunk bed. She desperately fought him off with a pillow. Their screams eventually alerted their family, and Abbas fled. Police subsequently discovered stolen belongings at his accommodation and DNA evidence linking him to the bedroom. The court heard that Abbas received £30 weekly from the Home Office, which he spent on food, alcohol, tobacco and cannabis. His asylum application remained undecided. Judge Lucy Crowther described the danger he posed to women and girls as “real and imminent”. He received six years’ imprisonment and three years’ extended licence. Meanwhile, the British Government has reopened its refugee resettlement scheme, with approximately a quarter of referrals earmarked collectively for Palestinians and Afghan women and girls. Ministers expect initially hundreds of arrivals across the new resettlement routes, potentially rising into the low thousands. Abbas cannot be considered for deportation until he has served his custodial sentence.
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I'm confused Josh, if there's no such thing as ethnicity.. what are ethnic minorities? Coz I see an awful lot of State effort put into preserving and promoting those?
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 You don’t have to be White to be English
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Can it really just be the English who you want to erase?
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Ah. Will you be proposing that white Europeans can call themselves Nigerians, @JoshBabarinde?
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
Take a look at the census form in Scotland They're literally erasing Scottish as an ethnic group This is what they're trying to do to the English in parliament today If anyone in the world can be Scottish or English then no one can be We must protect our ethnic identities
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
As a Caribbean man, David Lammy wants reparations from England. … but he’s also English, because he “feels” like it. And because being English is a “choice” based on “personality.” So … if I feel like a Caribbean, and I choose to be Caribbean because my personality aligns with being Caribbean … does David Lammy, he being an Englishman, owe me reparations? And this, dear friends, is the mental gymnastics of woke ideology.
This you saying you're one of the "Caribbean people"?
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
This you saying you're one of the "Caribbean people"?
Proud to co-sponsor the St George’s Bill led by @JoshBabarinde today. It is absurd that neither I nor my mixed heritage children can describe ourselves as Black or mixed race and English on the census. As I told Jean back in 2021, you don’t have to be white to be English.
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
'Can you choose to call yourself black?' 'If I wanted to, I could' Political commentator @MaajidNawaz and political adviser Stuart Thomson clash over English ethnicity
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Sir Alan B'Stard MP PhD KPMG retweeted
It is funny how David Lammy MP boasted about being Ghanaian and Josh Babarinde MP boasted about being Nigerian but when it is convenient they claim to be English. Neither of them or anyone like them should be in the UK Parliament.
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