Beardo and the Shorts Man

Due to the unbelievably exciting news that Nathan Blissett will (effectively) be playing in Europe in the Delectable Scottish Wafers Vase, Beardo and the Shorts Man will be returning for some special live podcasts at all Solihull Moors away games in said competition.

The Shorts Man is making his 6-a-side debut for Lask Edge FC tonight... despite telling new club mates he is an unfit defender, he will be starting up top as a target man. The question is, will he emulate the Nate Blissett of 2017 or 2019? #KnaptonWillBang

Daz and I are taking a hiatus from the poddy. We just can't stand each other. If you wanna keep up with us we're at @POF_Reviews & @PortwayTom. TTFN!

Lee Johnson is basically Barry Homeowner isn't he? bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/…

Forgot to do Stupidly Named Clubs from the last episode. Please RT when you've voted. It sustains us.

Future Little Dot? @StoneDominoesFC

We'll be there!

Old school Hollywood football Mike Mahoney's Bristolian drawl Old school Hollywood football Me and Glenn Carbonaraaaaaa It's part two of our latest recording sesh! mixcloud.com/BTSMpoddy/glenn… @POF_Reviews

This is one of my best internets: claiming the dilapidated Severn Beach public toilets as my own business and having some randomer get in on the joke.

Stoneites! Get behind the rebirth of your local football team! @bitofstone @Sotlive teapawt.net/StoneDominoesFC/status…

With only a few minor edits you can make the exterior of Fratton Park's away end look like a post-apocalyptic doom fortress. #PFC #Pompey

New drivel for your lugholes! Part 2 arriving by the weekend at the latest mixcloud.com/BTSMpoddy/episo…

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