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Gary the snail was driving his Tesla Model S. Everyone who saw him said "wow, look at that S-car-go!" #dadjokes
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The punniest business names in Britain? This is headline news I can get behind! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-6749…
Puns: What's the UK's funniest business name?

Puns: What's the UK's funniest business name?

You can get a haircut at Barber Streisand and a chip shop dinner from A Fish Called Rhondda.

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@ThePunnyWorld27 Oct 2023
Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old.
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Please knock yourselves out with Star Wars footwear puns.
19.00 FILM: BROGUE ONE. Shoe-focussed Star Wars prequel.

ALT 19.00 FILM: BROGUE ONE. Shoe-focussed Star Wars prequel.

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Did I tell you that one of my friends just began working for a new company that makes car ignitions? It's a start up business! #dadjokes #puns
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Why did the Tooth Fairy go to jail? She was guilty of incisor trading. 😂🤣 #WednesdayWit
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My wife said that it doesn't look like I'm very good at shaving. Bloody cheek!
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I'm trying to sell rain covers for traders' stalls, but the market is already saturated. #BadJokeFriday
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What do you get if you boil a funny bone? A laughing stock!!
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Oh my, the puns in this bread... uh, I mean thread. 😂 This chain of puns is lasting longer than the chain of cafes. 😆
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@Dadsaysjokes11 Sep 2023
The adjective for metal is metallic. But not so for iron.. which is ironic.
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- “Rod Stewart. Great hair and super rich”. - “Yeah. He’s a mullety-millionaire”. #lunchpun
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My friend went bald about 4 years ago but he still has a comb. He just can’t part with it. #lunchpun
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Onken@NonHic8 Sep 2023
I've just seen Michael J Fox at our local garden centre. Well I think it was him, he had his back to the fuchsia's.
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During the bronze age, everyone in the Olympics came in third.
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I’ve started eating more honey ever since my doctor said I need more bee vitamins, but it isn’t helping.
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News coming in of a sticky-fingered thief who gets a buzz out of breaking into a bee-hives to steal honey. Police are organizing a sting operation to catch him as he makes a bee-line for his next target. He'll need to learn to behive himself, or else spend a night in the cells.
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The area was coned off.
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@NoContextBrits28 Aug 2023
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