Ontario, Canada
Joined February 2011
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no babe i’m just trying to test out apple’s sensitive content warning
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Coming out to my parents as lactose intolerant
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Pussy from a girl that turns replies on after one glass of wine
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let’s get downright decapitated
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them: so, if you’re two guys, who’s the woman? me: beyoncé
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ADHD be like no no, we can’t eat right now we’re too busy being stupid.
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call me first-attempt password the way i'm not strong enough
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i don't want to circle back i want to do the monster mash
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Stan? I'd say he probably likes Eminem a normal amount. Why do you ask?
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Workaholics be like “it’s 9am somewhere”
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Amounting to nothing as a prank
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Going beast mode (jerking off and crying myself to sleep)
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First date idea I avenge your death
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Playing fuck marry kill with piss shit and cum
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Just found out I have tomorrow off work, I can do anything I want. I can drink a beer, I can stay up till 9pm, the world is my oyster
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The jeans nap calls to me
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Full House episode where Danny explains that it’s OK to have mixed feelings about viewing a livestream execution
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I wish it wasn’t against the law to have sex on Canadian Thanksgiving
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“its all in your head” unfortunately thats where i experience literally everything
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Sexually transmitted diarrhea would be a beautiful name for a girl
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