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SJ

@Bananimal7
 United States
Joined January 2015
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I have never seen a social media "influencer" in real life.
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Olfactory hallucination, where are the green beans?
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Tired of the circus that reigns.
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Tesla $TSLA #Earnings Preview:
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Make 2020 a better year by sleeping more.
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I will touch you with my mind e. e. cummings
Image from Vincent Van Gone (@VVanGone)
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I guess I'm finally at that age where I stand in front of my house with a cocktail and yell at cars to slow down.
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Life is too short not to watch Animal House every time you see it on
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We have 5 kids in college now. Dropping off the 1st one today. Me, sobbing uncontrollably, “I’m so sad.” Kid, “Aww, I’m gonna miss you too, Mommy.” Me, “W-what?” Kid, “Oh, are you crying because you’re so poor?” Me, loudly blowing my nose, “Yes.”
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you’re the same wish i always make
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If someone loves you, let them.
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do you ever think back to before we knew each other i don’t.
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