New York Jets fan, poker player, Instagram, Snapchat, & Untappd: dougbies
Austin, TX
Joined December 2009
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People that wear crocs sandals or Birkenstocks to the gym should be charged with felonies and banned for life
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I knew Russell Brand was guilty of everything they say he did the moment he got out his Bible and turned into a fake ass Christian influencer.
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You hear that sound?
🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
That’s the sound of MAGA influencers that haven’t been told what to think yet.
Don’t worry, in a few days the Heritage Foundation will release their talking points and MAGA influencers will suddenly have opinions again.
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Sure sex is great but have you ever watched the entire country say fuck you to Donald Trump??
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Trump will REMAIN President, but what he CAN'T do now:
1. *Can't pass any law:*
Needs Parliament. With Democrats at 90, all his bills will be blocked.
2. *Can't get money:*
Parliament controls the budget. No funding for his MAGA projects, Wall etc.
3. *Faces Impeachment Risk:* Democrats can start investigations and even move impeachment.
4. *Can't appoint Judges/Officials freely:* Senate will block his picks.
5. *Can't do big foreign deals:*
Trade deals, war funding needs Parliament nod.
In short: He will stay in the White House, sign Executive Orders, but Parliament and Courts can overturn them.
He becomes a *Lame Duck President* - President in name, powerless in reality.
#USMidterms
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I could never know what canceling out my partner’s vote feels like because I’m not dating a fucking loser
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If you vote illegally, you go to jail.
If you vote legally, Trump and his administration go to jail.
Are we all clear on this?
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Closing messages from Republicans today:
1. Please, we beg you, give us more time.
2. Look at this reflecting pool photo.
3. We are bad, but Dems are worse!
4. We know you’re struggling, but have you considered transgender athletes?
5. The economy is great. Stop complaining.
6. Everything is Biden’s fault.
7. Please ignore the corruption.
8. The polls are fake unless we’re winning.
Inspiring stuff!