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Parody/Satire. It's hard to keep a good beaver down. Not an official Buc-ee's Travel Centers account. But definitely funnier.

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Joined September 2026
this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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James Jonathans makes an exceptionally mid sandwich.
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Asking @PerryALPHA if he wants to see a Double Feature.
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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I reget to inform you: Bananas.
An event is in progress that has triggered emergency response activities at the Department of Energy’s Savannah River Site. This message is being sent to you as part of our emergency response organization information process.
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New meme just dropped.
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He's not very good at suicide.
Anonymous celeb accused of sexual misconduct threatens third suicide attempt if named trib.al/vDEdl81
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They should change the name to New York Post Anything.
Women are ditching alpha males for more 'emotionally available' partners: research trib.al/DdwUl2r
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The cited "research" is a survey by Chyrpe, a niche dating app built for female-led/femdom relationships and users seeking that dynamic, not a representative or scientific study of women generally. chyrpe.com greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/t… pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC59…
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I pray for @alexstein99 to be funny.
Start Praying for Alex Stein 🙏🙏🙏
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Imagine having grey hair and spending your free time doing this.
Alex Stein arrives at the University of Oregon stop of the Turning Point USA "Pick Up The Mic" tour and is warmly greeted by protesters, right before the first arrest of the day. One screams: "F*** YOU! WE ALL F***ING HATE YOU! THE HITLER YOUTH ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE!" @TaylerUSA | @TPUSA
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Sure you could vote blue. Or you could vote red. But have you tried voting beige?
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"Cruise now, pay over time" was an AIDS prevention slogan in the 80s
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Yes, we make our employees wear Popeyes gear.
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Based Buc-ee retweeted
Marco Rubio realizing he has to be the new host of Inside the NBA
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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Heroe anónimo impide asalto en 7Eleven. Los buenos somos más.
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El video parece generado por IA. No hay reportes de medios sobre un asalto real con estas características en un 7-Eleven; usuarios lo identifican como falso. x.com/Lint4P/status/… x.com/hayquedecirlop… old.reddit.com/r/aislop/comme… x.com/PayasoTristeAl…
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If you ask Don Bluth to make a live-action movie:
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I'm over here VagueGrokking and you're blackpilling?
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Followed @adamcarolla today. Let's see if I can get him to fall for something.
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Jets? 9 AND 11? The simulation is laughing at us.
If the NFL draft were held today, the New York Jets currently would hold the 6th, 9th and 11th overall selections.
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With football season in full effect, is this all the Cowboys fans have to look forward to…?
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