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@Based_Bucee

Parody/Satire. It's hard to keep a good beaver down. Not an official Buc-ee's Travel Centers account. But definitely funnier.

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Joined September 2026
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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Liste (@endliste) profile pictureListe@endlisteOct 27
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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@EliLebowiczOct 28
Marco Rubio realizing he has to be the new host of Inside the NBA
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Ernie Johnson (@TurnerSportsEJ) profile pictureErnie Johnson
@TurnerSportsEJOct 28
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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Heroe anónimo impide asalto en 7Eleven. Los buenos somos más.
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El video parece generado por IA. No hay reportes de medios sobre un asalto real con estas características en un 7-Eleven; usuarios lo identifican como falso. x.com/Lint4P/status/… x.com/hayquedecirlop… old.reddit.com/r/aislop/comme… x.com/PayasoTristeAl…
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With football season in full effect, is this all the Cowboys fans have to look forward to…?
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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@Based_BuceeOct 27
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that men find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to male observers.
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Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal (@ProjectLiberal) profile pictureProject Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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J.P. Picard
@Macro_HarderOct 26
you cannot unmountain dew what has already been mountain done
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Respect Orders are now live across England and Wales
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 26
🚨 NEW: Respect Orders are now live across England and Wales People who cause harassment, alarm or distress to others can receive bans from town centres, anger management courses or unlimited fines Anyone who breaches an Order can be arrested and jailed for up to 2 years
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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@Based_BuceeOct 23
Interesting.
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Replying to @creepydotorg
I’ve heard of Stage 4 cancer but never Stage Whore cancer 🙄
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Image from Jay 🕋☪️✈️ (@jay_kobbe)
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Indian Tech & Infra (@IndianTechGuide) profile pictureIndian Tech & Infra
@IndianTechGuideOct 21
🚨 7-Eleven officially ended its India operations, shutting down all 31 stores.
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I didn’t like this guy when he played for the Celtics, but even that was better than his time on Glee
Pop Tingz (@PopTingz) profile picturePop Tingz
@PopTingzOct 21
Kevin McHale seemingly confirms his return for the ‘GLEE’ revival: “Challenge accepted”
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Kaya
@kyylienOct 20
I am not having a Baja blast I am having a BAJA FUCKING HARD TIME
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I find your lack of faith disturbing
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michelle@fluffygirlpawsOct 20
wrote "it's oaky" instead of "it's okay"
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@Based_BuceeOct 20
I had to pull this job from @Grok and give it to some data thieving Chinese face-swap web site because it couldn't do the job. @damintoell is in Paris and is ready to peacefully protest.
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