He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Chaotic Neutral.🔞

Te Hiku o te Ika, Aotearoa
Joined November 2012
If you can’t handle me at shitposting about your political party of choice, you don’t deserve me at shitposting your opposition party of choice. 😤💅
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Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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Was luxxo paid to vote at da beachlands boat club!!?!?? And if not why not? Why is he not monetising for da taxpayers?!? Every bit counts.
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Sausage sizzle for tea
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Taniwha dogs. Kaitāia fire x Manuka hot honey onions. Homekill beef sausage. Mustard. On white bread
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He’s doing a special vote for each house he owns!!
lol why did he do a special vote
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Mandatory cone break and extended half time for spots.
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Showing da crusaders how a conversation is done
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STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP FOR TANIWHA
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lol why did he do a special vote
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Is he enrolled on da island?
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Kaitāia Friar retweeted
Many people don't realise this but in 1845 Hōne Heke decided that cutting down the flagstaff for a fourth time was pointless. So he put down his axe and instead encouraged Ngāpuhi iwi to vote
It’s time to vote in the 2026 New Zealand General Elections as a communist
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ACT releases its manifesto carved into da butt of an AR-15
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You heard him patriots. This is a FAKE ELECTION, and any votes are actually subscriptions to DIGITAL ID and PFIZER. Stand down and stand by for da official election on Nov 9th.
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Kaitāia Friar retweeted
NO ID REQUIRED AT VOTING BOOTH JUST SHOW ANY OF THE EASY VOTE CARDS YOU HAVE AND STATE THE PERSONS FULL NAME. JUST COMPLETED OUR 7TH VOTE FOR HELEN WHITE IN MOUNT ALBERT.
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I know what I’m doing with my Māori votes but still open to convincing on my settler votes.
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No voting places open in kaitaia today, this is what voter suppression looks like.
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On Labour Day too… Smdh
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Buddy it’s a ellecy, it’s conflating all da way down
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Popping out to get enrolled. Y’all need anything??
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