He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Chaotic Neutral.🔞

Te Hiku o te Ika, Aotearoa
Joined November 2012
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Many people don't realise this but in 1845 Hōne Heke decided that cutting down the flagstaff for a fourth time was pointless. So he put down his axe and instead encouraged Ngāpuhi iwi to vote
It’s time to vote in the 2026 New Zealand General Elections as a communist
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NO ID REQUIRED AT VOTING BOOTH JUST SHOW ANY OF THE EASY VOTE CARDS YOU HAVE AND STATE THE PERSONS FULL NAME. JUST COMPLETED OUR 7TH VOTE FOR HELEN WHITE IN MOUNT ALBERT.
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i wasn't gonna drink tonight but man...im missing the Pink and White Terraces like a MF 🙏🕊️
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The funniest possible twist
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Replying to @LewSOS
You know there are some large organised groups that don’t have nearly as many discipline issues they could sit down with and learn a few things.
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Cry Minister Crystopher Snifflekins
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Thanks to endless campaigning by federated farmers, a sheep is currently leading the preferred prime minister rankings
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aotearoa is holding a contest to see who can be the worst politician and they are all winning
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Broke: TPM kingmaker Woke: Opportunity kingmaker Bespoke: Kerrin Leoni kingmaker
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I idenfitied Hipkins as electoral dead weight before 2023 and have consistently clarified how and why. He's demonstrated a shocking lack of ability that has only clarified with time. Drawing out an attack on his own future government only for that to blow up on his own party FHMR
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be honest with me bro do i float your boat
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it's happening
With polling continuing to tumble, things are getting desperate for da luxxo campaign
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first date idea.....we go and vote these fuckers out
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Don’t ask me to babysit if your kid cant use narcan
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wake up luxo, you have an election to win
Honey wake up, BYU fans are doing weird shit on the internet again
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Wait Opportunity has toxic factionalised internal politics? I guess they are a real party now
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Replying to @BasicBishopNZ
Surge starts Monday
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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