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“You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.” 📚🌿

Joined April 2020
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Date someone who talks about you the way Gimli talks about caves
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Seeing my husband interact with our daughter makes me fall in love with him all over again
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For our anniversary, I got my husband two tickets to SpaceCon and a photo op with Ewan McGregor for himself and his best friend hehe
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Oh my god, there’s just a ton of explicit, sexual content all over any posts anymore. I’m officially deleting Twitter off of my phone- I did not consent to see this.
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You’re telling me I am responsible for 190 teenagers
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Decorative?? TOWELS???
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I made lemon possetts. Gonna garnish with mint and blackberries once i get to my destination.
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They’re so cuuuuuute
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Happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️ Much love to my brothers and sisters and siblings in love out there 💕
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If i have to walk in front of a seated crowd to get to a bathroom, I will simply acquire a UTI.
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everyone posting their aesthetic stardew valley farms and I'm over here like
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Replying to @TeawithTolkien
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gollum from memory
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Once all the boomers are retired you wanna switch to a 32 hour 4 day work week or nah?
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Ventures drill is the drill that will pierce the Heavens! #Overwatch #OverwatchFanart #Venture
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Training more cancer sniffing animals would be a safe way of looking for cancer over invasive scans and biopsies. Plus a good dog in every hospital room or doctors office would be a good thing.
😮 This is wild. According to Several comments on this thread, this is a thing. Apparently cancer smells sickly sweet & musty, in a very distinct way.
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Me: today we are going to read and discuss My students: ugh too much Me: today we will be doing three pages on- My students: ugh too much Me: today we will be doing one page on- Students: ugh too much Me: today is a makeup day Students: we don’t do anything in this class lol
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I don’t know who needs to see this, but you can find body doubling videos online 💕
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I made some lemon poppyseed muffins for spring :)
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One of my students told me i “look like the kind of person who eats cottage cheese by the spoonful” Um yes AND?? That 12g protein for 90 calories my guy. Hello!??
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