BeanForecaster (@BeanForecaster) header
BeanForecaster (@BeanForecaster) profile picture

Beancounter turned bean forecaster. MBA. Stimulants enjoyer, grooves appreciator. Systems thinker. Work in RX until I can buy and operate a tiki bar.

East Coast
Joined September 2022
Photo by BeanForecaster (@BeanForecaster)Photo by BeanForecaster (@BeanForecaster)Photo by BeanForecaster (@BeanForecaster)Photo by BeanForecaster (@BeanForecaster)Photo by BeanForecaster (@BeanForecaster)Photo by BeanForecaster (@BeanForecaster)Photo by BeanForecaster (@BeanForecaster)Photo by BeanForecaster (@BeanForecaster)Photo by BeanForecaster (@BeanForecaster)Photo by BeanForecaster (@BeanForecaster)
Me (corp finance in tech) whenever I read a 10-Q for an industrials company
14
30
2
1,167
101,770
BeanForecaster retweeted
Jensen giving new meaning to the term “tail risk”
33
96
11
924
39,597
BeanForecaster retweeted
jensen huang is having a third affair with my Fidelity account right now
60
669
42
13,277
327,271
claude go back and change how I’ve lived my life. right my wrongs, fix my mistakes, and heal the people I’ve hurt. that I might wake up tomorrow and feel the sun on my face. make no mistakes.
30
2,064
28
16,226
163,712
The end game for any business is to become a coffee shop or a bank. If you are really good at commerce you get to be both.
2
5
634
BeanForecaster retweeted
being on twitter while being out in new york is like being in public twice
8
478
16
6,480
55,950
BeanForecaster retweeted
Ok hear me out: This is the system functioning as intended. Democrats in power expand government broadly and somewhat indiscriminately, without careful regard for which policies make sense. Republicans in power do the opposite, taking a hatchet to things and trying to downsize the scope and scale of government by any means. On short timescales, this looks like utter chaos, but the American experiment has been enormously successful. How can this be? Well the thing about government is that successful initiatives, the ones that prove themselves, have quite a bit of sticking power. Over time, the healthy parts of government survive. This is why America has coexisting social safety nets and private enterprise. Neither party supports this combination on their own, but it *really* works. Eventually, political fluctuations may be so violent that cracks in the system start to appear, but the party whiplash of American politics is *the* feature, not a bug. The main failure mode is likely one party remaining in power for too long, as without each other, our parties govern unsustainably. Checks and balances do not always happen in real time, but when you zoom out beyond one electoral cycle, we have a beautiful thing going.
Actual results aside, it does not seem healthy for a country to swing to radically every two years. Horrendous for any long-term policy.
154
22
24
686
188,185
Enjoying the iage (foliage)
1
12
339
Sports book that lets you gamble with your zyn rewards.
7
312
Unfortunately we are pencils down right now. The bender is getting postponed to next week.
Attention: I’ll be going on a bender this weekend. Any one interested in aiding, abetting, enabling, co-conspiring, participating in, provoking, observing, spectating, or facilitating is welcome to join. Nothing to celebrate or mourn. I just want to abuse drugs and alcohol.
2
4
430
BeanForecaster retweeted
Stripes do not concern themselves with the opinions of stars
Welcome back Thirteen Colonies
92
4,390
69
61,868
908,681
Analysts are trading drink futures in the bullpen rn
1
3
215
In 60 days nathan fielder and A24 are going to release a documentary about the white house during the 2026 midterms.
1
3
172
Attention: I’ll be going on a bender this weekend. Any one interested in aiding, abetting, enabling, co-conspiring, participating in, provoking, observing, spectating, or facilitating is welcome to join. Nothing to celebrate or mourn. I just want to abuse drugs and alcohol.
1
1
12
1,017
BeanForecaster retweeted
everyone is doing a pronouns/land acknowledgement bit but actually the fucking awesome thing is that a large part of why this sweep happened is we had a lot of really strong candidates that didn't lean into the woke 1.0 nonsense 10,000 years of bill clinton neoliberal abundance
61
268
14
5,106
81,619
BeanForecaster retweeted
The vote was rigged. Just really clear examples of fraud, especially coming from the South. I mean Texas? Mississippi? Are you serious? That's the only explanation I can come up with for why a one loss Notre Dame team is #11.
261
1,020
114
26,838
1,685,150
BeanForecaster retweeted
Gameday is going to Sarah Lawrence College next week
28
742
27
14,518
297,810
International buddy from my MBA who no longer resides in US has strong opinions on the election results
6
213
BeanForecaster retweeted
Accountant as a slur
4
6
41
4,236
The world is on the precipice of global thermonuclear war and yet private credit marks are unchanged
1
8
361