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Beancounter turned bean forecaster. MBA. Stimulants enjoyer, grooves appreciator. Systems thinker. Work in RX until I can buy and operate a tiki bar.

East Coast
Joined September 2022
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Jensen giving new meaning to the term “tail risk”
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jensen huang is having a third affair with my Fidelity account right now
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claude go back and change how I’ve lived my life. right my wrongs, fix my mistakes, and heal the people I’ve hurt. that I might wake up tomorrow and feel the sun on my face. make no mistakes.
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being on twitter while being out in new york is like being in public twice
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Ok hear me out: This is the system functioning as intended. Democrats in power expand government broadly and somewhat indiscriminately, without careful regard for which policies make sense. Republicans in power do the opposite, taking a hatchet to things and trying to downsize the scope and scale of government by any means. On short timescales, this looks like utter chaos, but the American experiment has been enormously successful. How can this be? Well the thing about government is that successful initiatives, the ones that prove themselves, have quite a bit of sticking power. Over time, the healthy parts of government survive. This is why America has coexisting social safety nets and private enterprise. Neither party supports this combination on their own, but it *really* works. Eventually, political fluctuations may be so violent that cracks in the system start to appear, but the party whiplash of American politics is *the* feature, not a bug. The main failure mode is likely one party remaining in power for too long, as without each other, our parties govern unsustainably. Checks and balances do not always happen in real time, but when you zoom out beyond one electoral cycle, we have a beautiful thing going.
Actual results aside, it does not seem healthy for a country to swing to radically every two years. Horrendous for any long-term policy.
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Stripes do not concern themselves with the opinions of stars
Welcome back Thirteen Colonies
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everyone is doing a pronouns/land acknowledgement bit but actually the fucking awesome thing is that a large part of why this sweep happened is we had a lot of really strong candidates that didn't lean into the woke 1.0 nonsense 10,000 years of bill clinton neoliberal abundance
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The vote was rigged. Just really clear examples of fraud, especially coming from the South. I mean Texas? Mississippi? Are you serious? That's the only explanation I can come up with for why a one loss Notre Dame team is #11.
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Gameday is going to Sarah Lawrence College next week
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Accountant as a slur
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parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.
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the gift of alcohol and other drug experiences is to reveal to you that your sober state is no less strange nor surreal than your intoxicated one. in either case you are a phantom floating through physical sensation, and while you may be more cogent, you’re equally dislocated
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chicken wings a real mindfulness meal because you can’t look at your phone or read your book, you just have to concentrate on the wings
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“Did you see coreweave bonds hit 15%?!?!” We have grown weak. The standard interest rate for barley in ancient Mesopotamia was 33.%. Only the strong must survive.
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You're in the hospitality business, not the paying-off-my-mortgage-without-consequences-or-inconvenience business.
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this is what it looks like where i live and it really is all its cracked up to be. no finer place on earth. walk out the front door, take in the crisp fall air, leaves crunch under your feet, and then you turn right the fuck around and go back inside and lock in on your macbook
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What a lede from @TheEconomist
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There are literally zero moats left unless you go to the portfolio tab on our website those are the only companies with moats
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Damn they move quick
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