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I'm a slut for chicken sandwiches

Ohio
Joined July 2024
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“did you see this twee—“ let me stop you there. I have seen every tweet. if it is posted I have read it. I am refreshing and I am reading and I am refreshing and I am going to do this for nineteen hours straight because if I miss something it will have a direct electoral effect
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This is exactly why I need a second term. We have big problems in this state and not enough courageous elected officials willing to do what it takes to solve them. BAN BIG NOON.
Ohio State’s Nov. 14 game against Northwestern will kick off at noon on FOX. That means Ohio State will not have a home night game this season.
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GIVEAWAY TIME! Enter for the chance to win a @Nintendo Switch 2 PLUS 1 of 3 Games! Rules: 🔁 Retweet & ♥️ Like this post! Ends: 10/31/2026 11:59pm PDT BONUS ENTRY: Favorite Halloween Candy?? *Terms and conditions: 1 x Nintendo Switch 2: Choose Your Game Bundle (includes choice of either Mario Kart World, Donkey Kong Bananza, or Pokémon Pokopia digital game download) will be given away. Multiple/duplicate entries in a single day will not be accepted. Anyone found to use multiple accounts to enter will be ineligible. This giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with Nintendo or X
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It’s time to take back America. In 2016, six days after the Cubs beat Cleveland in the World Series, Trump was elected. Many speculate the Cubs win cursed the USA. On the 10 year anniversary a Cleveland World Series could restore order. This is bigger than baseball. Go guards.
Maybe this is the rain delay that reverses the 2016 curse.
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Buford T. Justice retweeted
🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 In an absolutely appalling move, Donald Trump has just fired White House communications director Katie Zacchaeus Despite the internet bullying and unfounded rumors, Katie was a qualified lawyer because she was once entrapped (Latin for “enrolled”) in law school But that didn’t stop the woke mob from coming after her and claiming she wasn’t a lawyer, which is required to hold this roll. And now, she’s been wrongfully fired I hope she sues
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Buford T. Justice retweeted
🚨 BRAKING 🚨 There’s a lot of misinformation floating around about what is an attorney and what is a lawyer. So I will set the record straight Lawyer - includes anyone who has been enrolled in an accredited law school Attorney - someone who has passed the bar but isn’t yet licensed Hence, a lawyer need not have passed or even taken the bar. This makes Press Secretary Zacchaeus a qualified lawyer And before some random clown starts questioning me, know I’m a licensed notary public, so I literally make the law.
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If the 2026 MLB season is proof that small-market teams are not at a structural disadvantage, then it is also proof that Vladimir Guerrero Jr. and Cal Raleigh are two of the worst players in baseball.
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🚨 BRAKING 🚨 Donald Trump has just fired Kimberly Guilfoyle, America’s Ambassador to Italy This is incredibly illegal as she has diplomatic immunity, so I hope she sues
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Buford T. Justice retweeted
JO ADELL YOU ARE UNSTOPPABLE
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HOLY FUCK WHO IS STOPPING THIS TEAM😭😭😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕
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Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope.
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“I’D LIKE TO KNOW WHERE POPE LEO IS AT RIGHT NOW!!”
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Murakmai ever since hitting that bomb in game 1
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Progressives aren’t willing to come up with viable policies and conservatives aren’t willing to come up with any policies at all
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AI = ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. SI = Sports Illustrated. For those not in a cult.
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In light of Mintzy not staying the entire game... We're giving away two (2) pairs of tickets to two random people to attend an ALCS or NLCS game. To enter: ▫️Must be following us (@TickPick) ▫️Retweet Winner selected Sunday, October 11th at noon ET
I have no idea what Mintzy said but he has an early flight and is heading home. Thank you @TickPick! “Yeah” - Uncle Pat
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celebrating chase in the game 2 lineup the only way we know how 🙂‍↕️ want a chance to win a chase delauter bobblehead? 👀 - repost this - follow us winner will be dm’d thursday, 10/8 must be able to pickup at classic auto group park!
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🚨 Mascot Monday 🚨 👀 RT for a chance to win 2️⃣ tickets to the @OhioStateFB vs Maryland game on Saturday October 10th at 4:15 PM! 🏈🎟️ 1️⃣ Lucky Winner will be announced later today‼️ #GoBucks | @SugardaleFoods
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Was subjected to a “Liberty Biberty” commercial after UCF blew that 17 point lead and my actions since then have caused my wife to stay at her sisters
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Dave Portnoy is a bitch, been a bitch, always will be a bitch. Professionally, he’s also not an analyst, he’s a rage baiter and nobody actually likes that.
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