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“did you see this twee—“ let me stop you there. I have seen every tweet. if it is posted I have read it. I am refreshing and I am reading and I am refreshing and I am going to do this for nineteen hours straight because if I miss something it will have a direct electoral effect
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This is exactly why I need a second term.
We have big problems in this state and not enough courageous elected officials willing to do what it takes to solve them.
BAN BIG NOON.
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It’s time to take back America.
In 2016, six days after the Cubs beat Cleveland in the World Series, Trump was elected. Many speculate the Cubs win cursed the USA.
On the 10 year anniversary a Cleveland World Series could restore order.
This is bigger than baseball. Go guards.
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🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨
In an absolutely appalling move, Donald Trump has just fired White House communications director Katie Zacchaeus
Despite the internet bullying and unfounded rumors, Katie was a qualified lawyer because she was once entrapped (Latin for “enrolled”) in law school
But that didn’t stop the woke mob from coming after her and claiming she wasn’t a lawyer, which is required to hold this roll. And now, she’s been wrongfully fired
I hope she sues
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🚨 BRAKING 🚨
There’s a lot of misinformation floating around about what is an attorney and what is a lawyer. So I will set the record straight
Lawyer - includes anyone who has been enrolled in an accredited law school
Attorney - someone who has passed the bar but isn’t yet licensed
Hence, a lawyer need not have passed or even taken the bar. This makes Press Secretary Zacchaeus a qualified lawyer
And before some random clown starts questioning me, know I’m a licensed notary public, so I literally make the law.
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If the 2026 MLB season is proof that small-market teams are not at a structural disadvantage, then it is also proof that Vladimir Guerrero Jr. and Cal Raleigh are two of the worst players in baseball.
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🚨 BRAKING 🚨
Donald Trump has just fired Kimberly Guilfoyle, America’s Ambassador to Italy
This is incredibly illegal as she has diplomatic immunity, so I hope she sues
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Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope.
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Progressives aren’t willing to come up with viable policies and conservatives aren’t willing to come up with any policies at all
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AI = ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.
SI = Sports Illustrated.
For those not in a cult.
In light of Mintzy not staying the entire game...
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I have no idea what Mintzy said but he has an early flight and is heading home.
Thank you @TickPick!
“Yeah” - Uncle Pat
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celebrating chase in the game 2 lineup the only way we know how 🙂↕️
want a chance to win a chase delauter bobblehead? 👀
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must be able to pickup at classic auto group park!
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🚨 Mascot Monday 🚨
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Was subjected to a “Liberty Biberty” commercial after UCF blew that 17 point lead and my actions since then have caused my wife to stay at her sisters






























