Surely not. One of the UK’s very best, most respected, most courageous and most astute journalists. That would be a shocking loss to the Telegraph. My subscription would stop at once. Tell me it’s not true.

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philip lewis · Nov 1, 2026 · 4:18 PM UTC

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Juan Atkins, a trailblazing Detroit producer who co-founded techno music, has died at 64 pitchfork.com/story/juan-atk…

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CALUM · Nov 1, 2026 · 6:51 PM UTC

CALUM@BeingCalumNov 1

🙏open.spotify.com/track/2TUSb…

Track Ten

Juan Atkins · Back To Basics (Part 1) · Song · 2004

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CALUM · Oct 31, 2026 · 7:33 PM UTC

CALUM@BeingCalumOct 31

Can lie, I hate gay Halloween too now by this point

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allison! · Oct 29, 2026 · 6:40 PM UTC

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allison!@lazyhoesOct 29

this is what it feels like when you’ve had one too many drinks and you’re trying to find the bathroom at a restaurant you’ve never been to

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Jack Carter · Oct 28, 2026 · 9:32 PM UTC

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– at Black Pill, Wales

Seb@SebParkinsonOct 28

Is there a genuine economic reason why Home Bargains can sell 500ml coke for 99p when it’s as high as £2.69 in some other high street retailers. And 69p for a 330ml can. Neither have short dates or appear to be foreign imports. Just make it make sense.

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CALUM · Oct 22, 2026 · 2:03 PM UTC

CALUM@BeingCalumOct 22

I’m in Sheffield and Leeds for the next three nights. Any recommendations for pubs or places to eat/parts of town to see would be welcomed.

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CALUM · Oct 22, 2026 · 2:03 PM UTC

CALUM@BeingCalumOct 22

Hey there, Yorkshire! I chuffing love ya

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CALUM · Oct 15, 2026 · 8:13 PM UTC

CALUM@BeingCalumOct 15

That advert for Celebrity Race Across the World after the end of Celebrity Traitors.

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CALUM · Oct 15, 2026 · 8:13 PM UTC

CALUM@BeingCalumOct 15

God, life is relentless isn’t it.

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CALUM · Oct 14, 2026 · 9:56 PM UTC

CALUM@BeingCalumOct 14

Went in one in Abertillery where I immediately got questioned on whether I was a copper. Obviously won their trust because 10 minutes later they were asking if I wanted to chip on a bag. I said no and the barman chipped in instead.

🇵🇱 Moder on the Dancefloor 🇵🇱@jackalbion96Oct 14

Intrigued to see, what is the roughest pub you’ve ever been in?

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CALUM · Oct 13, 2026 · 6:59 PM UTC

CALUM@BeingCalumOct 13

Imo British food = bad has already reached critical mass on the internet. Itll start swinging the other way now. The trend setters online will start seeing its a boring trope and go the other way

Aidan James · Oct 13, 2026 · 1:42 PM UTC

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Aidan James@mcandidateOct 13

finally, a sensible take

Big Uncle Knobhead@willo_ianOct 13

So, a teacher is found guilty of noncing, 114 charges. He says, 'I have irrefutable evidence.' Is he then allowed back into the classroom to carry on regardless? No, he loses his livelihood and goes to fuckin' jail! Football is on it's arse, it's beginning to eat itself. 🖕

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