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Bursted Woods
Joined February 2009
Sorry for another smug middle aged #topical post, but ...
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*Sits on porch on rocking chair* In later years my dad started to eat gherkins by the score. Big jars full of bits of pepper, seeds and fronds of herb. They looked very Undersea World Of Jacques Cousteau. Probably felt nostalgia for his East European roots.
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Harry Kane's memoir is going to be rush released in time for Christmas. It's called The Moon's A Ballon d'Or.
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We all need to make a stand. I took a shine to some yellow and brown t-bar platforms in the window of Dolcis but was barred from entering the shop by a surly teenage assistant because I was wearing a poppy! I will never darken their door again.
UPDATED: This is the list of confirmed UK retailers who will currently not allow you to enter their premises if you’re wearing a poppy. Please reconsider and take your business elsewhere! C&A Our Price Little Chef Happy Eater Mister Byrite Debenhams Berni Inn Abbey National BHS Allders The Link Comet Allied Carpets Do It All Madhouse Index Safeway Gateway Dan-Air Keddies Gateway Ratners Alliance and Leicester Gamestation Dixons Phones4U Rumbelows Bejam Monarch Netto Thomas Cook Littlewoods Bradford and Bingley Texas Homecare Somerfield Barratts Tandy Courts JJB Sports Radio Rentals Virgin Megastores Woolworths
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Betty Utility retweeted
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Today at Southwark Crown Court, Chris Brown, Russell Brand and Tommy Robinson are all appearing in court.
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Except he didn't ban people for wearing poppies. This is a narrtive being perpetuated by the right during #PoppyRage season to try and disguise the fact that, while you bleat "Lest we forget" once a year, your support for fascists demonstrates you have very much forgotten. #LestWeForget
The lad who manages that Weatherspoon pub “The Star” in Gosport, and who banned people wearing poppies is sadly typical of so many others. The product of woke politicians, media, police and teachers who have indoctrinated him and so many others to lose sight of the fact that some things are above politics, contribute to who we are, represent our values, and must be protected. They have been taught that those who choose to take offence at things like the poppy have a right to be offended, and that the rest of us who say “Tough, it’s ours, it is important and we will never give in are the problem. No. We are not. The poppy is not political. The poppy is a unifying symbol of national Remembrance and if you don’t like it, damn well lump it. You are not a part of this, my nation. 🇬🇧🌺 Courage and Honour stand where Heroes fall.
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Ozempic related no doubt. A bit like the unfortunate incident in the guest bedroom at Gwyneth Paltrow's home.
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Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss. Stand up.
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Betty Utility retweeted
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The boomers are getting younger every day.
can someone explain to me why the most common retirement hobby for British boomers is *making it illegal to build anything, anywhere*
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I'm absolutely FURIOUS now that I've found out that John Healey - the UK Chancellor of the Exchequer - is the son of Dennis Healey who used to be the UK Chancellor of the Exchequer! The ultimate nepo baby! How blatant can you get 😤
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I'm joking of course. He's actually the brother of DJ and former member of Haysi Fantayzee Jeremy Healey.
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Deleted an earlier post where I accused Mercury Prize acts of using shredding guitar to get the Newcastle Kenco Latte Sachets Arena rocking. Went back to check and they were just LOUD with little guitar embellishment. I was drunk and made a mistake. Profuse apologies.
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I still stand by my other post about Florence Welch swapping her Victorian garb for a Freemans catalogue Prince look.
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Florence & The Machine didn't go full 🤘😛 but Florence Welch swapped her usual Victorian garb for a Freemans catalogue Prince look 👉 1/27
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Betty Utility retweeted
James Bond casting ‘down to final 4 actors’ – but one favourite missing trib.al/m6mXman
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Fans of #totp2000 take note. DJ Luck & MC Neat will be performing at Blackheath's firework display this year. With a little bit of luck they'll make it through Bonfire Night ...
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Did someone say ... beveragino?
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