Everybody wants a remote job until you're 13 hours into your day and the only conversation you've had is you telling a girl at the gym that she doesn't need to take the plates off the leg press
Some guys have it all
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Got 100 grams of protein and 30 grams of fiber already today and I went to the gym this morning and now I'm going for a walk #CEOofHealth
Real pickle eaters know Mt Olive always been bottom of the barrel
If you eat pickles there has been a big ingredients change with the extremely popular Mt. Olive Pickles jars
The new formula now contains potassium metabisulfite. That is a sulfite commonly used in sanitizer
It acts as a preservative but has the common complaint of leaving a sulfur or “off” taste in foods
Customers are now saying the new pickles taste horrible because of his change
This ingredient is commonly mixed into water to create a sanitizing solution for winemaking equipment and now it’s been out in these pickles….
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Only 3 more years of bulking and cutting and I can begin phase one of looking women in the eyes
The report at the end said I’m basic
I can tell remote work isn't good for me because I've started romanticizing coworker small talk in my head. I'm dying for someone to ask me if I've seen the new spiderman so I can fire back "no but I want to. I heard its good"

















