@BigMarkYo

Reticent writer || PR & Marketing Comms || Cinephile || Horror movies || Ice cream makes me giddy

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Joined March 2015
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My lunch accidentally falling out of my masculine pocket at work
July@Mpikanisi__22 Nov 2024
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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How can you sit down and create counterfeit baby food?! BABY FOOD?! Fake food for babies to eat?! You are no different from a murderer.
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This shouldn’t be this funny. 😭🤣
Rockefeller@passtherockeOct 23
Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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ᑭK@PkMemez023h
Japanese people: “niggers don’t belong in Japan” French people for the past week:
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Ringing in your 40th birthday with these guys means you failed at life man
Brey tha Barbie
@BreyThaBarbieOct 24
The guys are out‼️ Akademiks, Mal & BenDaDonnn were all spotted at Drakes Birthday Party
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Ibeh
@masurge7Oct 24
In 2014 when Ebola broke out,GEJ chose Dr Faisal Shuaib (a medical personnel) from EOC to head the team to respond to the emergency. It's 2026 and there's reportedly Ebola outbreak Tinubu is assigning Barrister Femi Gbaja to head the team to respond. BUT GEJ WAS INCOMPETENT WHILE TINUBU IS A MASTER STRATEGIST
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D.O.C💋🐆@keshebby18h
“You don’t even know if Peter Obi will make a good president” Exactly I don’t ! But I know as hell who ISNT A GOOD ONE
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James
@MrJamesKeOct 23
Dictators will always insist that you follow the proper channels to remove them from power because they know they have captured those very channels. They are confident the system will protect them, not the people.
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Muyanja@leonekavumaOct 23
Ludo is a game of malice. If you play to win you're losing
Chante*@tumuphylOct 23
It's unbelievable how bad I am at Ludo.
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Replying to @wale__awe
Omo. If leaving for 5 days in a full year means your job's at stake, omo, it was bound to happen sooner or later o.
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Spac𝑒
@sadcribOct 23
Cutting out that toxic person in your life >>
Sammy Guevara
@sammyguevaraOct 22
2023 vs 2026 ❤️
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Tinubu endorses Peter Obi. Says PO will not steal your money.
Sahara Reporters
@SaharaReporters7 Jan 2023
Atiku Will Sell Your Birthright; Peter Obi Will Keep Saving Your Money Till You Go Hungry – APC Presidential Candidate, Tinubu Seeks To Convince Nigerians | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/3vI0UXn
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publikphigor
@publikphigor14h
Pidgin translation is in. This one should enter the barracks! 🔥 Voice-over: @devoyceofgod
publikphigor
@publikphigorOct 23
This is what Peter Obi means by reducing the cost of governance.
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Your wife no fit follow you talk? Or beg you to stop?
DAYGENIUS☀️
@Daygenius21h
I’m the BEST LYRICIST in BATTLE RAP. I smoked 5th with one round. Make YCEE come outside. Yall think say na studio rap bi this abi? Can you rap at the energy for 6minutes?
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es@078615sOct 23
that random period in life where u rediscover butter on bread
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This is an office ? 😂😂😂😂😂
𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰
@_timisznOct 23
Chinenye Nnebe thought everything was fine… until her husband showed up at her workplace.
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Dej@DejiNotDopeOct 23
I will sing it with tears in my eyes
Juls 😈@nma_bekeOct 23
The first “Arise O Compatriots” after PO wins would hit like crack.
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derek guy
@dieworkwear21h
I looked them up and they appear to be at the Pima Animal Care Center (PACC) in Tucson, Arizona. If you adopt both of these dogs together — or any animal from this center — I will pay for a month's worth of pet food and help you find a good pair of pants. 24petconnect.com/PimaAdoptab…
Nic@desilvanicOct 24
Saw something very cute at the shelter today
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Felix
@felixherbt23h
“I want to leave Aso Rock by 2031. By God’s grace, I have enjoyed enough to sustain me for the rest of my life” – Remi Tinubu. You think they have your interest at heart? You must be joking!
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