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The Time Keeper retweeted
Terrifying.
What a betrayal to every Australian #auspol
Meeting with @PeteHegseth on the sidelines of the ASEAN Defence Ministers’ Meeting today, we discussed our shared security priorities in the Indo-Pacific and reaffirmed the progress happening right now in Western Australia under AUKUS.
The Time Keeper retweeted
Showing spine pays off
A great year for Bitcoin is just getting started.
A brutal year for Bitcoin is just getting started.
Give me three minutes to explain why you should dump it now.
Outflows from ETFs are signal and will continue.
We will test the 57k low again in the next 12 months.
Why?
Because there are far too many dynamic places to put your money that are creating MUCH more value.
Why put your resources into a dead network that offers nothing beyond a store of value?
What's the point of place the BTC be if Bitcoin's Ponzi-scheme nature has gone away!?!
The viral nature of bitcoin was it's power... if you didn't own you were MOCKED!
Now? Completely reasonable, heck, SMARTER, to ignore bitcoin and place other bets!
No one is trying to convince people to buy Bitcoin anymore... the memes and NFTs are gone.
No one is saying $ BTC can change the world, because it won't — and BECAUSE AI HAS!
Just sell and shift from Bitcoin to Super Intelligence because one provides little to no value, and the other provides unlimited upside for humanity.
This should be obvious to everyone right now.
Bitcoin will never break its all-time high again.
The Time Keeper retweeted
It's impossible to imagine his pain
This is the reality behind the headlines
And it's fkn brutal
Source: ibrahim.mohamed11.4 on IG / Writer: Ian
The Time Keeper retweeted
Australia’s “antisemitism envoy” seems to believe it is her job to lie and sow misinformation in order to facilitate a genocide. Perhaps that really is her job.
The Time Keeper retweeted
Replying to @diydatascience
I won on the Epstein files.
Passed 427:1 and 100:0.
POTUS signed it.
3 million files released
More will come.
The Time Keeper retweeted
Smoke over Tel Aviv signifying that Ba’al has chosen a new Jeffrey Epstein.
The Time Keeper retweeted
The abc is now reporting on the g word.
I wonder if this will change the tenor of their reporting.
Israel committing genocide in Gaza despite ceasefire, UN commission of inquiry finds abc.net.au/news/2026-10-27/u… via @ABCaustralia
The Time Keeper retweeted
The antisemitism envoy told the Royal Commission that Gaza’s death toll was “grossly inflated” and that the UN accepted this. The UN said otherwise. When I asked she said she “notes” the UN’s views.
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If she was wearing a Hijab and said the same things about Israelis, she'd be on the FBI's Most Wanted List. Instead, she's just an "innocent" girl from Texas who now lives on occupied Palestinian land. Ethnosupremacy is a hell of a drug.
The Time Keeper retweeted
🇦🇺 Australia's Special Envoy to Combat Antisemitism Jillian Segal told a national inquiry in July that it was "well-known and even accepted by the United Nations" that Gaza's death toll is "grossly inflated."
The UN rejected that. "Independent validation of subsets of the data has found no significant discrepancies," UN Secretary General spokesperson Stéphane Dujarric has said.
She was pressed on the claim by Greens Senator David Shoebridge at a Senate hearing today ⬇️
The Time Keeper retweeted
I wonder who she is loyal to ?
It’s time for Israel to go
Any pro Israel supporter
Deported to Mars and Israel with it
No place for them on this planet































