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Jerusalem
Joined May 2022
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Terrifying. What a betrayal to every Australian #auspol
Meeting with @PeteHegseth on the sidelines of the ASEAN Defence Ministers’ Meeting today, we discussed our shared security priorities in the Indo-Pacific and reaffirmed the progress happening right now in Western Australia under AUKUS.
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Showing spine pays off
Macklemore at the opening night of his "Free Palestine Tour" in Dublin: "Those two words [Free Palestine] are so threatening to some people. They would rather silence those two words than confront what they actually mean. Freedom that requires another person’s oppression isn’t freedom at all."
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True History in one photo!
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I'll take Phong over Jcal the grifter any day.
A great year for Bitcoin is just getting started.
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A great year for Bitcoin is just getting started.
A brutal year for Bitcoin is just getting started. Give me three minutes to explain why you should dump it now. Outflows from ETFs are signal and will continue. We will test the 57k low again in the next 12 months. Why? Because there are far too many dynamic places to put your money that are creating MUCH more value. Why put your resources into a dead network that offers nothing beyond a store of value? What's the point of place the BTC be if Bitcoin's Ponzi-scheme nature has gone away!?! The viral nature of bitcoin was it's power... if you didn't own you were MOCKED! Now? Completely reasonable, heck, SMARTER, to ignore bitcoin and place other bets! No one is trying to convince people to buy Bitcoin anymore... the memes and NFTs are gone. No one is saying $ BTC can change the world, because it won't — and BECAUSE AI HAS! Just sell and shift from Bitcoin to Super Intelligence because one provides little to no value, and the other provides unlimited upside for humanity. This should be obvious to everyone right now. Bitcoin will never break its all-time high again.
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Replying to @Jason
All time high
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Israel isn't a country. It's a Satanic parasite.
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It's impossible to imagine his pain This is the reality behind the headlines And it's fkn brutal Source: ibrahim.mohamed11.4 on IG / Writer: Ian
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Australia’s “antisemitism envoy” seems to believe it is her job to lie and sow misinformation in order to facilitate a genocide. Perhaps that really is her job.
The antisemitism envoy told the Royal Commission that Gaza’s death toll was “grossly inflated” and that the UN accepted this. The UN said otherwise. When I asked she said she “notes” the UN’s views.
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Replying to @diydatascience
I won on the Epstein files. Passed 427:1 and 100:0. POTUS signed it. 3 million files released More will come.
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Smoke over Tel Aviv signifying that Ba’al has chosen a new Jeffrey Epstein.
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The antisemitism envoy told the Royal Commission that Gaza’s death toll was “grossly inflated” and that the UN accepted this. The UN said otherwise. When I asked she said she “notes” the UN’s views.
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Shove your goyslop movie right up your ass.
Me movie comin to Prime Video dis Wendesday, it 89 minute long, dere’s 14400 minutes in a day meanin u’ll be able to watch it 161 times a day for de rest of ya lives for free
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If she was wearing a Hijab and said the same things about Israelis, she'd be on the FBI's Most Wanted List. Instead, she's just an "innocent" girl from Texas who now lives on occupied Palestinian land. Ethnosupremacy is a hell of a drug.
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🇦🇺 Australia's Special Envoy to Combat Antisemitism Jillian Segal told a national inquiry in July that it was "well-known and even accepted by the United Nations" that Gaza's death toll is "grossly inflated." The UN rejected that. "Independent validation of subsets of the data has found no significant discrepancies," UN Secretary General spokesperson Stéphane Dujarric has said. She was pressed on the claim by Greens Senator David Shoebridge at a Senate hearing today ⬇️
The antisemitism envoy told the Royal Commission that Gaza’s death toll was “grossly inflated” and that the UN accepted this. The UN said otherwise. When I asked she said she “notes” the UN’s views.
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I wonder who she is loyal to ? It’s time for Israel to go Any pro Israel supporter Deported to Mars and Israel with it No place for them on this planet
Shoebridge rips into Jillian Segal over her false claims at the antisemitism RC on the Gaza death toll & asks what she has to say now that the UN has called her out Segal says her role is to give views of the Jewish community Shoebridge “Your role is to give truthful evidence”💥
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