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The Trenches
Joined February 2021
The stock of the company who owns 20% of Anthropic on all of this spectacularly positive S1 data This after the last two weeks when semis and tech sold off hard following ANT's roadshow But yes, it's the bears who are in full retreat
If you listen carefully you can hear the AI bears lifting the goalposts and moving them another 100 yards down the field after Anthropic's S1 was released.
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“who should we lay off first” CEOs:
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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Thought experiment: What happens to the stock market/global economy if Elon meets an untimely death --- from choking on his ketamine, say?
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Get it yet, GenZ chuds?
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The people cutting employees while revenue is growing are the same people you're counting on to pay your UBI out of the goodness of their hearts.
Microsoft is offering buyouts to 60,000(!) employees. Headcount and revenue growth is really starting to diverge at tech companies.
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What have you morons done
To justify today’s data center buildout, AI would need to bring in about $3.5 trillion a year by 2032, per a new Brookings paper. That’s 8.8% of U.S. GDP, nearly as much as Americans spend on food (9.1%), and far more than on energy (5.1%).
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This 👇
So half the S&P 500 earnings growth is this operating loss, 10-20% phantom equity valuations on hyperscaler books, and the rest is inflation? Cool.
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Bitnik retweeted
HSBC on Coreweave: "One of the worst stocks to ever exist" "Send it to Hades" "Still overvalued at 52w lows" "A turd rolled in glitter is still a turd" (paraphrasing)
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Wall St. "Never, ever, whatever you do try to time the market" Wall St: Buy every dip
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When he forced the actual founders of Tesla to give him the title of "founder"
when did you first realize that Elon was a grifter? for me, it was the “verbal government approval” of a hyperloop back in 2017
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Yes, and every account Elon has signal boosted on here needs to be held to account when the market crashes and these grifters make off with tens of millions while normie Americans with 401(k)s they've been told not to touch by Wall St. get wrecked This time must be different
The AI bubble is circular financed and driven entirely by private credit + baby boomer retirement savings. There is nothing profitable about it and when it fails, there will be nothing of value because the GPUs are obsolete and power hungry after 3 years. It isn't the future, it's the greatest con ever performed on the American people and the government is part of it.
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See you all bright and early Monday morning
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Today in dystopia, the military-industrial complex is reassuring investors that the wars will indeed be endless.
Asked about the Iran War's effect on defense stocks, Lockheed Martin CEO says: "Investors need to know and understand that this demand is not fleeting — it's permanent."
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Most obvious top signal in market history See you all in hell
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Bitnik retweeted
Kospi dumped so hard that president posting dont die
살아야지요. 어떻게든 사셔야 합니다. 힘드시면 109번 전화를 하십시오. 사실 길, 살아야 하는 이유를 함께 찾아드릴 것입니다.
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Maybe Elon is so retarded and deterministic about tech because his severe autism hinders his ability to abstractly project myriad futures based on the choices we make now He seems to think the sci-fi video games and movies he likes are The Future™️
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Silicon Valley people talking to their AI chatbot
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It feels like something is about to break
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