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Portland, OR
Joined April 2015
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France: It is now illegal to publish identifying photos/video of police.
French people: Okay, but what if - and hear us out - what if they’re on fire?
It’s gotta feel so good to be CM Punk and scream “IS IT GREAT TO BE ALIVE IN [City, State] ON A MONDAY NIGHT?!”
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head of Chinese spy agency: did you successfully honeypot the target
me: [in a Winnie the Pooh costume] okay so I think there's been a misunderstanding
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How did he slow down time mid-air
元シルクドソレイユ、シドニー・アキームがNOAH初戦で衝撃デビュー！キッド・ライコス1号から劇的勝利！
アキームの「NOAH Jr. GRAND PRIX 2・2回戦」進出決定！！
11.9後楽園大会はWRESTLE UNIVERSEで生配信！
▶wrestle-universe.com/ja/live…
#noah_ghc
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no disrespect to this user personally, it's not his fault, but this is one of those posts that really makes it clear how fundamentally everyone does not get it in a larger sense and we just aren't gonna make it. it sounds out of proportion, I know, but it's a microcosm
My photo app keeps showing this to me like “hey remember when you used to make aesthetically pleasing breakfasts”
cw: food
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Garlic chili honey pork chop with eggs and toast.
ALT A plate of three sunny side up eggs, brown, buttery toast, and a pork chop garnished with chopped green onion
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George Washington after taking an edible, listening to REM and then looking through the stuff in my pockets:
That’s me on the quarter
One of them is constantly posting on Bluesky
Mount St. Helens had some unexpected rooftop visitors! 🐐
Five mountain goats were spotted hanging out on the roof of the Johnstone Ridge Observatory, enjoying a pretty spectacular view of Mount St. Helens.
The observatory has been inaccessible to vehicles since May 2023, when a landslide destroyed the SR 504 Bridge. With fewer human visitors, it looks like the goats have claimed the prime viewing spot! 🗻 #WAwx
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Wasn’t sure if my Thorns viewing was going to involve drinking but now I’m fairly certain of it #BAONPDX
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This worship of "the natural" is the great reactionary current of our era, driving a thousand authoritarian projects and it will probably kill us all.
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conservative “man” calling themself Bug and making a gofundme to avoid getting a real job. you are nonbinary.
My dear friends and fellow radicals, the day finally came where I'm genuinely in need of one of these. I aimed for the least amount to get us over the hump. Any help would be appreciated, especially in sharing this. Pray much and suffer well 💪⚜️
gofund.me/56f2dcd37
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ALT Meme of a woman’s o-face with the caption “oh fuck you’re gonna make me believe” and “believe” is hastily inserted in
