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Puns, Polos & Presents. I made a card game @riffquick also @igivecoolgifts | @UF

Austin, TX
Joined June 2011
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Hot air balloon animals
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Replying to @BigDaveWHUFC
Swindon Town is the only football league club in England whose name doesn’t contain any of the letters found in the word "mackerel". You’re welcome.
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B-B-B-B BOSS BATTLE
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my (and I can’t stress this enough) cabbages
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Clock’s ticking, operator. Secure the supply drop before 11/11. GO GO GO: gleam.io/b0uxq/logitech-g-x-…
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see you there 🤘
AUSTIN: The G-Rig is pulling up to UT on Halloween. Hook ‘em🤘 S/O @thesketchreal
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I’m running fake FB dive HB toss on every 4th and goal
How CoachSim Works: • You're the head coach in an NFL simulation • Make 4th down, clock & timeout decisions • You have 40 seconds to make each call • See the numbers behind your decision vs. reality 80+ historical situations & counting. coachsim.app
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Blake Band retweeted
Think you can make better game management decisions than an NFL coach? I built CoachSim to put that to the test. Make the call in real NFL situations, then see the numbers behind the decision. coachsim.app
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The RedZone countdown music is Lo-Fi Girl for bros
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What are our elected leaders doing about small smoothies now costing close to $10?
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I have a profound respect for anyone whose day includes being in Meta Business Suite
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A heated pillow shaped like legs for my dog to sleep between
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Forget AI slop, bring back whatever this was
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Dive bar gumball machine with tums
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Wingstop is selling a $27.99 Wing Pass that gives football fans 18 game-day meals for the price of one Each bundle includes 20 classic wings in up to four flavours, large fries and a large ranch
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“Seven Flags”
JUST IN: Six Flags will be making an announcement on Tuesday “that will turn heads across the amusement industry and reinforce Six Flags' position as the home of world-class thrills.” Look for the news to drop at 6:30am central time on September 8th. Any guesses?
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DWTS F1 crossover called Dancing with the Cars
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A website that reviews restaurants by how comfortable the chairs are
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Airport Buc-ee’s
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Airport Buc-ee’s would go so hard
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