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My heart to joy at the same tone; and all I lov’d — I lov’d alone. parody.

Joined February 2023
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❛ ❛ Cat got your tongue, pet?❜ ❜
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❛ ❛ I get it. You're one of those rich types. Come to see how the other half lives while gloating about your soddin' mansion.❜ ❜ That strikes a nerve and brings distant, muddy memories to the surface. The grating laughter of the pedigree'd, who I could never quite fit in ⇢
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⇠with and I scowl. Freshly poured blood be damned, I might just have to eat this bloke. Slayer'll be pissed, but I've thus far managed to avoid a staking. How hard can it be to keep up that perfect record?
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That comment raises my eyebrows. More susceptible to what? Strange women who waltz into crypts like they own the place? ❛ ❛Right... you just go ahead and do that.❜ ❜ Something's off about this one, isn't there? Doesn't strike me as a fledge, but it's all the more reason ⇢
“ and here i thought women were more susceptible than men.” a slight shrug and then a smirk crossing her beautiful lips before she made a bow. “ thanks for the tips, handsome. i’ll make sure i’ll get a cigarette and two. “
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⇠ to usher her out the same way she came. Bad enough that the Slayer waltzes in and out like this is her personal bed and breakfast.
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I lunge forward the minute the git sticks his tongue out at me, fully intending to rip it from his mouth. ❛ ❛ Let's see how smug you are when that thing is pinned to my wall!❜ ❜
“ You know, Spike, my people have a phrase for this exact kind of scenario. ” 𝙄 clear my throat and take a deep breath ... then stick out my tongue at him. “ Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! ”
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❛ ❛ She didn't live long enough to see me try.❜ ❜ I take a long drag of my cigarette, savoring the nicotine before blowing smoke rings in her direction. ❛ ❛ Did tell me not to get too close to beggers, though. ❜ ❜ My eyes narrow at that last comment. Oh, she thinks ⇢
Replying to @slashiiings
“ a gas station near a cemetery? that’s neat. thanks though for the instruction , billy idol.”
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⇠ she's clever with that, does she? Bloke wishes he had half my good looks! ❛ ❛ Welcome to the world of commerce. Can't throw a rock without hitting a 7/11. Here, I'll start you on your way. You know that door you came through? Go back out. ❜ ❜ Billy Bloody Idol!? ⇢
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⇠ Unbelievable. Put me off my blood, this woman did. Waste of perfectly good O-neg.
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❛ ❛ You're replacing those bottles, Harris, or so help me — ❜ ❜
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He can't be serious... can he? I scoff out a laugh, looking him over before shrugging. ❛ ❛ Have you seen the cost of living these days? I'm not paying an arm and a leg for a bleedin' studio apartment. Squatting is where it's at. Mind you, I don't usually like guests.❜ ❜
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❛ ❛ Sorry, chit. Fresh out.❜ ❜ I flick the still mostly full pack closed and shove it back into my shirt pocket. ❛ ❛ Try the gas station up the street. They've got a nice selection of cancer; pick whatever poison you like. ❜ ❜
“ i have a keen sense of smell. don’t sue me?” the slasher said, hints of light manipulation as being a shy and little girl out of the woods and cemeteries. “ now, about that cigarette?”
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❛ ❛ And stayed for the show?❜ ❜ Most nights, I wouldn't mind my food delivering itself. Especially while it's still warm. But seeing as I already poured myself a fresh glass of O-neg... ❛ ❛ Just because I live in a crypt doesn't mean you can just waltz on in. Did you ⇢
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⇠even wipe your feet before you came storming in here, or are you tracking gravedirt all over my floors?❜ ❜
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❛ ❛You might need one of those bloody twelve step programs if you're jonesing hard enough to have entered a crypt. Did you smell the smoke from all the way outside?!❜ ❜
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❛ ❛ Was there a point to this little intrusion into my lair, or are you another one of them representatives from Abercrombie? I already told those sods that I'm not interested.❜ ❜
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❛ ❛ Did the whelp steal all my bloody peroxide?!❜ ❜
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❛ ❛ I unbutton the bloody thing, and it turns invisible, does it?❜ ❜
Replying to @BloodNotBrain
why is he shirtless ?
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