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• 𖡺✗⁖ . * 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐮𝐦 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭, 𝐠𝐨𝐬𝐡, 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 • 𖡺✗⁖ . *
𝙈adonna is hell. This is a delightfully haunting tune with a bittersweet message about surrender to the unknown.
And I'm singing the FUCK out of it, power ballad style.
𝘾learing my throat and tapping the imaginary mic. Testing... testing... one, two, three...
“ QUE SERA SERAAAAAA! WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE -”
𝘼aaaaand handing the invisible microphone to @CrypticKismet. Take it, Buffster!
Her fresh hell today is having Que Sara Sara stuck in her head all day.
It won't end. And she blames @CrypticKismet and @Zcppo with that show they recommended.
“ Everyone said Buffy made cookies, but I don't see any. ”
This is not the kind of heart shattering disappointment that a man survives. I'm already seeing spots, the world growing dim.
“ I've been duped for the last time! ”
“ Any demons want to eat me so I don't have to go to work tomorrow? I'll pay you. I've got... ”
𝙌uick count through my wallet. One... two... three...
“ Four dollars and a burger King coupon for a free fountain drink. Any size! ”
“ Exactly! We fight demons, who's gonna tell us we can't have pizza every night of the week? They put vegetables on it. It's basically everything you need to live on one triangle. ”
𝙄 grin at her, and some genuine sympathy shines in my eyes. Tough break about Robin, — ✗
“ Single life ain't so bad! You get the whole bed to yourself, you answer to no one, and you save so much time not having to discuss what you want for dinner every freaking night. ”
“ My skateboard has been permanently banned from the cemetery because apparently it's still disrespectful to practice balancing on a headstone even if it belongs to a vampire. In other news, being British guarantees that you're also no 𝗳𝘂𝗻. ”
“ Who's Bronzin' it, tonight? If I don't get my groove on soon, I think I'm going to forget what fun feels like. ”
“ Oh, so you 𝗰𝗮𝗻 hear me? I was starting to think I'd turned invisible. ”
𝘼lthough, maybe that'd be cool. It would be nice to have a superpower.
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“ Are you still — !? ”
𝙄 glower at the van that she's still cowering in. Not one ounce of Summers bravery in her body, and now I'm gonna die 𝗮𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲.
“ You were supposed to be navigator! I drive, you tell me what maps says. You get out here! ”
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“ I, uh, didn't mean that you were a senior citizen. You're just 𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗿 than us. Which is, you know, factually true. ”
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𝙒hoops! Bail out, bail out!
“ Uh... I meant fragile and breakable and arthritis riddled in a Pierce Brosnan kind of way? ”
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“ Oh 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁! ”
𝙄 scream and dive backward from his grasping hand, tucking my tongue safely back in my mouth.
“ BUFFY! Buffy, help!!! Put him down! You have the shot — TAKE THE SHOT! ”
